What would be the first line in a book about your life?

"Before you continue, I must say one thing, and one thing only: Don't judge me, I was curious."

DESTROY US ALL!!!!

Heh heh...Gotta pag-ibig Billy from the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy! :D

Dear reader,

There are people in the world who know no misery and woe, and they take comfort in cheerful films about twittering birds and giggling elves...

...But this story is not about such people.

Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?

Then I died.

"Why are you pagbaba this, my life is not over."

TL;DR

First line? Thats always the hardest part.

Everything seemed so much madami simple when I was younger.

"Everyone lived happily ever after."

What a sick joke.

The end.

"This is not a comedy..."

"Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minuto just sitting right there to tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air..." jk, I was just dying to put that. Probably something like "You're probably not going to believe any of this shit, but it's all true... Be aware: this is the most fucked up book you'll ever read."

"Kat (me) is not responsible for any brain damage you may recieve sa pamamagitan ng pagbaba this. Read at your own risk!" C;

"Most biographies are about miserable people whining their asses off about how horrible their lives were. That's not this book. I had a fairly good life; Friends, family, a roof over my head, and pagkain on my plate. But with all of the perfections of my suburbian life, I felt too happy. I wanted something interesting to happen."

"If you think you're about to read an honest, good story about friendship, love, romance, mga kabayong may sungay who fart gay leprechauns, off the chart amounts of insanity, and mga kabayong may sungay who fart gay leprechauns, then sweet Hesus you're right!


"And yes, I'm being perfectly serious about the unicorn."

She came into the world laughing and bouncing.