What is the true reason that people come in contact with Slender Man?

Slender Man makes people value their life. He comes into contact with felons to make them re-think their lifestyle. Oh wait never-mind that's Jigsaw.

He wants $20?

Maybe there isn't a reason, or maybe not ones that can be understood from a human's perspective.

Well.
He kills kids
He lives in foggy places around lakes and forests
Mainly forrests of pine trees
You know ur gonna get killed sa pamamagitan ng him when you see him in a dream the night before
But I dunno why he kills
Is he drunk?
Is he stoned?
Is he a retard?
Dose he have a mental problem?
Is he bored?
I dunno.
But he is my mga kaibigan wife so he don't kill/eat/rape/murder/curse/whatever anymore :)

The world revolves around Slender Man. Everything we think, see, or do is because of Slender Man. Without him, our Earth would be nothing but a ball of dirt.

The main reason we come in contact with Slender Man is because we did something that violates the code that Slender Man believes everypony should follow.

This reason also shows us why many famous people have died. Michael Jackson was killed because of what he had done to his face. Let's be honest, he looked like Mickey Mouse. Billy Mays died because Slender Man thought he was too annoying, and the commercials he did were stupid. And recently, Steve Jobs passed because Slender Man thought his work could be improved, and that mansanas may have a better chance with a new thinker creating their products.

See, everything that happens in Equestria is because of Slender Man. Now kiddies, don't fuck up.

Or you all know what's coming.

Here, have a dear Kaitlyn Maher.

i guess lik dis way only....