What is YOUR sentence?

Birth Month:
January~ I killed
February~ I ate
March~ I licked
April~ I fucked
May~ I smashed
June~ I kicked
July~ I hacked
August~ I farted on
September~ I destoyed
October~ I mastrabated on
November~ I pushed
December~ I shit on

Birth Day
1~ My Grandma
2~ My Dad
3~ My Mom
4~ My Sister
5~ Mt Brother
6~ An IPod
7~ A TV
8~ Your Mom
9~ A Carrot
10~ A Barbie Doll
11~ Myself
12~ You
13~ A Potato
14~ Harry Potter
15~ Ron Weasley
16~ Hermione Granger
17~ Anime
18~ Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
19~ Katniss Everdeen
20~ Peeta Mellark
21~ Gale Hawthorne
22~ A TV
23~ The walang tiyak na layunin Club
24~ Effie Trinket
25~ An Apple
26~ Monday
27~ Tuesday
28~ Wendsday
29~Thursday
30~ Friday
31~ Mario

T_Shirt Color

Red~ Something
Orange~ SOmething
Yellow~ Something
Green~ Something
Blue~ Something
Purple~ Something
Other~ Something