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springely said:
What in the name of Saradomin did you just fucking say about me, you little noob? I'll have you know I graduated tuktok of my class in the Void Knights. I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Death Plateua, and I have over 300 quest points. I am trained in black dragon warfare and I'm the tuktok ranger in the entire Runescape armed forces. You are nothing to me but just free attack experience. I will mage you the fuck out with weapon specs the likes of which has never been seen before on this system, mark my fucking private messages. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the clan chatrooms? Think again, player. As we type, I am contacting my secret network of magicians across Gielinor and your house portal address is being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You're fucking banned, kid. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can summon familiars in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my hotkeys. Not only am I extensively trained in player versus player combat, but I have access to the entire spellbook of the United Kingdom Jagex Corps, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable asno off the face of the servers, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "protection" prayer was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the coins, you Guthixdamn idiot. I will Ice Barrage all over you and you will freeze in it. You're fucking banned, kiddo.
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