What is your fave funny thing to say

this tanong was just asked bro.

I have a new one every day. But its usually;
"when in doubt, whip it out*

Right now its my awnser to this: link

asong babae please or you sinabi what now! I <3 both



walang tiyak na layunin joke

I have many:

Indeed.
"What's up?" The sky.
"Where's ____?" Elsewhere.
You don't say?
Wah like a little freaky ninja in green!
Heemahoomawah?
Tee hee!
COME AT ME, BRO!
Problem?
*directed at guy mga kaibigan when they're being dicks* _______, ladies.
Savvy?

Bazinga :P!!

1. "No difference! You say potato, I say tomato."
2."yea well if my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle."
3.I tried to paint a picture and I asked my friend how he liked it and he sinabi "I wouldn't buy it" so I sinabi "I wouldn't sell it" then he said"You couldn't sell it"

(no offence peoples) "Nigga please." or "awkward o.O."

when I say something crazy or unpreditible I like to say : " UNPREDICTABLE " I say it really loud xD

I also say : " what the Fhell" and " what the douce" (like stewee griffin)

and when somebody does something totally lame/embarrasing or stupid and gets yelled at I say : "OUCH !! "

Thats what she said.

one of them is shouting "HAUL ASS!!!!!"

:D fuck you!