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I am here to insult you you maggot. You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected sa pamamagitan ng an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
I give you another long flame. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with madami sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.
Finally the moment we have all been waiting for the flame of the day. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer araw on Mercury stupid. You emit madami stupid in one minuto than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature.

you freak of nature, go kill ur self.

Go step on a lego.

To compare you to a virus would be an insult to the virus.

Were you born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen?

I heard they're selling lives at the store, you should go get one.

Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction.

Okay. This is like a license to kill, sort of thing, right?

In all of the world, I have never seen someone with such crooked teeth as yours. If you want to fix them, well, here's a shovel... go ahead, don't be afraid.

If ugly became a fashion statement, you'd be the best fashion statement ever!

*sigh* that's it... I'm not very skilled at insulting others.

You filthy Mudblood! You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck! That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with puding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this listahan doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you. The Village just called. They sinabi they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours. If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there? Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance! You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.