How do I sumali the Illuminatti?

Now listen kid, joining the illuminatti isn't just lollipops and rainbows. It requires serious talent. How well can you river dance?

Write them a letter... no idea where they live, though.

Tattoo a tatsulok on your forehead.Then stand up in times square yelling all hail the Illuminati.They will take notice of you then.......So will law enforcement.

sumali Optic Gaming instead.

I have no idea

Become famous and ask Jay-z

Ask Katy Perry

Listen to me, do exactly as I say.

-go outside and find some sticks and chalk.

-find some concrete or a place you can write, then go ahead and draw triangles.

Every where.

Just draw triangles, on your house on your mom, your dad, your neighbors houses.

-take the sticks and make a tumawid with them, and stick them up your asno because the illuminati isn't real, go pray.

And if you don't pray, just don't do something stupid.

Okay, listen very carefully.

1. Tear off the horns of three unicorns.
2. Glue the three horns together in the shape of a triangle.
3. Pour virgins blood and children's tears on horn triangle. If fresh out of virgin blood and children's tears, prutas manuntok and tsokolate gatas will suffice.
4. Climb up the highest building in your city, preferably if there are many people around.
5. Preform a sexual striptease for the horn tatsulok and onlookers.
6. Grab horn triangle, put it above your head and scream "I AM THIS TRISNGLE'S BITCH" seven times.
7. Put your clothes back on and turn off your TV, as you clearly watch to much of it, seeing as you believe this.
8. Write letters of apology to all the people who had to see your pasty asno for ten minutes.
9. Stick the horn tatsulok up that very same pasty ass, because the illuminati isn't real.
10. Have fun living with the fear of mga kabayong may sungay and triangles for the rest of your life.
11. Please, for the pag-ibig of God, just get laid. Or at least a less screwed up life.
12. Don't forget to have fun!