My hypothetical AND imaginary scenario on engagement proposals and wedding ceremonies....

Engaged young women AND brides-to-be: Look at the engagement/wedding ring, roll my eyes and at the same time shake my head in disdain and disgust, turn around, and walk around.

Engaged young men AND grooms-to-be: Look at the engagement/wedding ring, break fingers, cut hand off, AND give a Blood (Death) manuntok to the face/head or chest.

See wedding cakes AND wedding albums: Use chainsaw to rip and tear them to pieces, use heavy artillery such as super shotgun or gatling gun to shoot them to pieces, use misayl launcher to blow them up to pieces, or use flamethrower to burn/incinerate them to ashes for albums and goopy pulps for cakes.