Write a review about your least paborito book/movie/tv show/etc. Most interesting and creative gets two props.

Here's an example about my least paborito book/movie series:

Twilight
A dull, plotless story that even Stephen King can't stand.
There's the girl.
Bella is an ordinary, dull, clutzy girl who moves to a small, dull, town in Washington. There, she meets the boy.
The boy.
Edward is a dull 'beautiful' guy who glitters in the sunlight and capture's Bella's puso with his obvious hotness (because of course personality doesn't matter). He is a one hundred-year-old virgin.
The plot.
What plot?
The boy and the girl.
Edward's specialty (besides sparkling in the sunlight) is watching teenage girls sleep. Bella, one the other hand, has no specialty. She abandons her mga kaibigan for Eddie, and she loves him because he's hot.
The author
Stephanie Meyer writes at the level of a sixth grader. She spends her days imagining herself being Bella, and daydreams of Edward (no, not Edward Scissorhands, sadly) feeling her up (that would be rather painful with Eddie Scissorhands, but I'm sure Edward Cullen is worse).
Overall
Overall, this story is about a dull Mary Sue, who is madly in pag-ibig with a dull, sparkling creeper. They defeat the 'bad' guys and live happily ever after. After the credits roll by, Lord Voldemort is seen tearing Edward's limbs apart and burning them. Bella at first is crying, but is then seen making out with Jacob on the side lines.
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