In a pub iksamen the other araw I Nawawala sa pamamagitan ng one point. The tanong was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other tanong was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that mansanas has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing tindahan that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombero jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I sinabi "How can you tell them apart?" He sinabi "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I sinabi "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" susunod thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a kamakailan trip, I sinabi to the lady at the registration mesa ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!”
The Red tumawid has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I sinabi we would pag-ibig to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden