-Last night I lay in kama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-The only reason people get Nawawala in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist sinabi something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The susunod day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
-The only reason people get Nawawala in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist sinabi something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The susunod day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
Salati is a leopard that was adopted sa pamamagitan ng the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate mga hayop that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became mga kaibigan with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a tuta at the time.
You would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two mga hayop connected from the first moment. Now the two mga hayop are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the kariton saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.
2.) ask walang tiyak na layunin ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start pag-awit Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to walang tiyak na layunin ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that sando is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
2.) ask walang tiyak na layunin ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start pag-awit Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to walang tiyak na layunin ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that sando is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
This has probably happened to a lot of you because of taking notes in class.
Have you ever got a little blister or callus because of Pagsulat too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure or rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitara or even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So you have some calluses and you want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
You can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with limon for 10 minutos and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams or pili oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and you will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have you ever got a little blister or callus because of Pagsulat too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure or rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitara or even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So you have some calluses and you want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
You can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with limon for 10 minutos and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams or pili oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and you will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If you Want to work for people ....Make your puso the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If you want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As you are the creator of your life, similarly you are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for you
*always forget what you did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If you Want to work for people ....Make your puso the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If you want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As you are the creator of your life, similarly you are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for you
*always forget what you did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*