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The Game (noun) - Something you just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to ipakita how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having ligtas sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason you passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if you say anything bad I will honestly manuntok your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
pasko (noun) - The only time of the taon in which one can sit in front of a dead puno and eat kendi out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's pagkain while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will pag-ibig you for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
The Game (noun) - Something you just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to ipakita how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having ligtas sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason you passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if you say anything bad I will honestly manuntok your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
pasko (noun) - The only time of the taon in which one can sit in front of a dead puno and eat kendi out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's pagkain while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will pag-ibig you for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT sa pamamagitan ng SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have tsokolate (try for madami than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number sa pamamagitan ng 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it sa pamamagitan ng 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this taon (2013) add 1763 *; If you haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit taon that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have tsokolate each week) ...
The susunod two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If you don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have tsokolate (try for madami than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number sa pamamagitan ng 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it sa pamamagitan ng 50. I’ll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this taon (2013) add 1763 *; If you haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit taon that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have tsokolate each week) ...
The susunod two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If you don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
If you think you pagbaba all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real tagahanga Twilight fan, wait until you read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega tagahanga of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years nakaraan when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been pag-ibig with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega tagahanga of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years nakaraan when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been pag-ibig with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos