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Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery!

posted by iluvsmj

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just Nawawala my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I Nawawala my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do you mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...

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breebree446 [i]Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness![/i]

RavenRox2 Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration. Hey, let's make his leg twitch! Those are my favorite (B

Shadowmarioking What do you mean he WASN'T in for a sex change? XD

iluvsmj lol Gee, I hope he already has some kids...

Perseus54321 if that's his spleen what's this? hilarious

beepboop LOL!

carsfan LMAO!!! LOL! XD

MCF2000 LOL!!! *cracks up for an hour*

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Things to Do When pagbaba a Fanfiction

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

. Before pagbaba any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" sa pamamagitan ng Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy or overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw mag-ihaw at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance....

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seasolnal festivals !!

posted by aya3

it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every taon people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...

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My "Autobiography"

posted by funnyshawna

uy there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m Sinderella on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the susunod best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t you even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed...