Welcome to The Weakest Link.
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four tanong to determine the level of your intellect.
Your ang sumagot must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are you now?
Answer:
If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the susunod tanong try not to be so dumb.
2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
Answer:
If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can you over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. You would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember your ang sumagot must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although you should manage to get the last tanong right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie you ding-bat!!! Read the tanong properly!!!!!
You are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four tanong to determine the level of your intellect.
Your ang sumagot must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in segundo place.
In which position are you now?
Answer:
If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the segundo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the susunod tanong try not to be so dumb.
2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
Answer:
If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can you over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. You would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember your ang sumagot must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although you should manage to get the last tanong right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie you ding-bat!!! Read the tanong properly!!!!!
You are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife bulaklak for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Unknown
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner