My Life:
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do you pag-ibig me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can you bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate pasko With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I saw her dog though,Man I still can't believe what happened at tahanan that night!:
"Mom!I'm home!Mom?Ga!!"I sinabi as I called for my mom."Mom!Whats this?A note?"Jade looked over the note:"Dear Jade,I went to work late tonight,Matthew is already asleep,so no worries!Just be careful tonight!Love Mom!"Jade read out loud."Huh!Mom never leaves notes!"Jade sinabi as she sat her bag down in her bedroom."Okay well better go to bed!"Jade said:
That night I had the weirdest dream:
I was on a...thingy that was very bright!"Where am I?"I asked."You're In Heaven!Of course!I'm Khya!Whats your name?"A girl said." "I'm Jade.What is all this?"I asked."Oh!
when someone comes here,we celebrate!I'm your Angle!And Helper!I guide you through your miserable little life!"Kyha said."Yeah well,Why haven't I seen you before?"I asked."Because,
everyone gets their angle at a certain age,Yours is 18!"Kyha answered.I woke up immediately!What happened next...Is crazy:
to be continued!
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do you pag-ibig me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can you bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate pasko With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I saw her dog though,Man I still can't believe what happened at tahanan that night!:
"Mom!I'm home!Mom?Ga!!"I sinabi as I called for my mom."Mom!Whats this?A note?"Jade looked over the note:"Dear Jade,I went to work late tonight,Matthew is already asleep,so no worries!Just be careful tonight!Love Mom!"Jade read out loud."Huh!Mom never leaves notes!"Jade sinabi as she sat her bag down in her bedroom."Okay well better go to bed!"Jade said:
That night I had the weirdest dream:
I was on a...thingy that was very bright!"Where am I?"I asked."You're In Heaven!Of course!I'm Khya!Whats your name?"A girl said." "I'm Jade.What is all this?"I asked."Oh!
when someone comes here,we celebrate!I'm your Angle!And Helper!I guide you through your miserable little life!"Kyha said."Yeah well,Why haven't I seen you before?"I asked."Because,
everyone gets their angle at a certain age,Yours is 18!"Kyha answered.I woke up immediately!What happened next...Is crazy:
to be continued!
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If you were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was susunod to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put kendi in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
kendi Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i pag-ibig these!),a lot madami too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If you were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was susunod to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put kendi in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
kendi Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i pag-ibig these!),a lot madami too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four taon old Amber,
A 12 taon old Kennedy,A 5 taon old Harper,And then there's 9 taon old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her mga manika back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toster for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 taon old Kennedy,A 5 taon old Harper,And then there's 9 taon old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her mga manika back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toster for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take mga litrato of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Pusa are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take mga litrato of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Pusa are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five madami songs, can you believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even sinabi that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her susunod CD Rebecca promises to have a madami natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking tahanan from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a balyena drove sa pamamagitan ng in his sedan and sinabi happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went tahanan and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a isda tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went tahanan and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a isda tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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