walang tiyak na layunin strangers
stare at them and as soon as you notice point at them and claim they're some famous celebrity.
"OMG you're Cheryl Cole"
bump shoulders with them continually and go "eh eh eh"
yell "hey blondie" at them "how you doin"
randomly start the Mexican wave then whoever doesn't sumali in boo and whoever does smile at them creepily.
hold your fingers together in the evil person position then laugh and stare at them.
constantly look over their shoulder at what they're doing make fart noises
tap them on the shoulder and when they look tell them it was your imaginary friend
sing really badly and very loud then say drum solo
follow them round clucking like a chicken
say walang tiyak na layunin things in the middle of conversations. "this girl at school, whoop whoop, was being mean to me so i, bamchickawowow swore at her and the teacher, pineapples, told me, up up and away, off"
tell them they are a god (giant obnoxious dick) smirk and walk off
in a lift
sit in the corner rocking back and forth then when anyone gets on whisper "the purple bomba picks plump partridges per" yell the last word "people wazzup"
"pretend to be listening to i like big buts and i cannot lie then when you see them go "whew too big"
repeatedly say lol lol lol lol lol then randomly say moo
ra ra ra ra ra want your bad romance sing lady ga ga
tell them about your friend who died in a lift