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1)read something over and over that you thing that think is funny that you or someone posted on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before you go to school, work, cherch or when your at tahanan i just got dun pagbaba a 100 times over what i posted on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your araw off right
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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay tahanan from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake...
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his amerikana tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this lobo senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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posted by Hot_n_cold
Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse pag-ibig each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A segundo chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually Nawawala at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting you to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something you sinabi and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that you know madami than you actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything...
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posted by karpach_14
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 segundos AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The susunod morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her magsuot ng bata and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
posted by RandomQueenOo
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Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in kama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope you like them :)
cabin for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I pag-ibig loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my kahel lumboy started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on madami than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn sa pamamagitan ng the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on madami than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice or Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, you will be on the Nice listahan forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, you will be on the naughty listahan until you send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever you believe in], the place where he decides if you should stay with him or go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

i hope you like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first artikulo i put on here so plz comment , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know you amy not understand
but if you can
please understand
I see you underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would you say? take this away
If i told you how i feel, would it be real or is this all fake??

Chourus: your pag-ibig is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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posted by kitkat709477
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

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