Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she sinabi yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first petsa and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written sa pamamagitan ng me, a girl.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make you seem madami on tuktok of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten minutos late, and never be early. If you told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like you don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say you thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if you drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of tanong starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few tanong sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when you fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the dyaket you brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give you pagpaparangal for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, or like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to halik her good bye or say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass you and anything madami moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear you had a good time but don’t offer a segundo petsa unless you are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t halik unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your mga kaibigan means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how you feel
•If you cheat on her, you sure as hell will get your asno kicked, sa pamamagitan ng both her, her friends, and the one you cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If you lie to her, you sure as hell will get your asno kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, you may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. You have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make you seem madami on tuktok of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten minutos late, and never be early. If you told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like you don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say you thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if you drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of tanong starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few tanong sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when you fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the dyaket you brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give you pagpaparangal for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, or like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to halik her good bye or say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass you and anything madami moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear you had a good time but don’t offer a segundo petsa unless you are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t halik unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your mga kaibigan means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how you feel
•If you cheat on her, you sure as hell will get your asno kicked, sa pamamagitan ng both her, her friends, and the one you cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If you lie to her, you sure as hell will get your asno kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, you may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. You have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutos later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they sinabi ten words.
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutos later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they sinabi ten words.
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell you guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick or Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" sinabi myself. I was dressed as a elepante and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains mga asong lobo and Sparkly Bampira with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- you just dared yourself!" sinabi myself. "I accept!" sinabi yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." sinabi myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" sinabi yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick or Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" sinabi myself. I was dressed as a elepante and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains mga asong lobo and Sparkly Bampira with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- you just dared yourself!" sinabi myself. "I accept!" sinabi yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." sinabi myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" sinabi yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The segundo nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody sinabi it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody sinabi it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could you pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? sinabi the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 walang tiyak na layunin facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made you laugh.
Here are 2 walang tiyak na layunin facts:
They don't sell Smarties or Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.