1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! YOU threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like tusino and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont you fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell you the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... uy look, madami food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or you can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE you change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and you get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if l lick my own balls? Try it, you might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs tuta chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 taon old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't you ever lick your balls?
30) uy Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
32) ****!!!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) You cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told you to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, or not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg pagtunaw just like Fifi susunod door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the mesa i promise i wont bite
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like tusino and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont you fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell you the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... uy look, madami food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
17) I know it all Joe.Now I can tell your wife,or you can get me kibbles and bits.
18) Gimme some food, foo!
19) Please let me out BEFORE you change
20) Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock Pushin' the rock
21) Why is it that I get stuck with kibble and you get steak?
22) Yeah. I can lick it. Jealous aren't you?
23) Mind if I use your couch?
24) So what if l lick my own balls? Try it, you might like it.
25) Yeah, I know it's just your leg, but I still don't care.
26) I don't care what the commercial says. IAMs tuta chow taste like puke!
27) Oh, I'll keep my silence-- for a price. How well do *you* beg, 'master'?
28) Would someone pry this 4 taon old away from me for heaven's sake!?
29) Why don't you ever lick your balls?
30) uy Baby, Mind if I hump your leg?
31) I dont care how cute it is. No one's giving me a poodle haircut!
32) ****!!!
33) Drop Bush, not bombs!
34) Get your a** up and let me out
35) You cut my balls off, I'm going to kill you
36) bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
37) I told you to sell that Enron stock.
38) get a cat i dare you
39) I'm peeing ,,,can't I have some privacy
40) "Wear Corduroy pants so I can get better traction"
41) uhh... like, woof and stuff
42) It's not cheating if both the legs are on the same person.
43) Gimme some of them 'tater chips
44) To be, or not to be.. That is the question.
45) I'll have one of what he's drinking
46) "F*** You! I'm leaving!"
47) Get away from my a*s.
48) Please don't sic your cat on me again!
49) Your knees smell.
50) This water's good, but nothing beats good ol' toilet water.
51) oh my god, the soap! it burns!!
52) Sorry, your leg pagtunaw just like Fifi susunod door
53) dude, where's the phat blunt?
54) Get me a biscuit, *****.
55) can i please sit at the mesa i promise i wont bite
When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.
The F.B.I. recently caught Josh holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed mga litrato of the young star.
"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." sinabi an official.
Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.
Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other bituin accounts! X/
We sure Miley is a lot madami at peace now that Josh has been busted.
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some madami trays and have them ready for you sa pamamagitan ng the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
purple belt: kaio ken x1
blue belt: kaio ken x2
brown belt: kaio ken x3
red belt: kaio ken x4
red/black belt: false super saiyan
black belt: super saiyan
2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2
3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3
4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4
and so on.......... im false super saiyan
blue belt: kaio ken x2
brown belt: kaio ken x3
red belt: kaio ken x4
red/black belt: false super saiyan
black belt: super saiyan
2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2
3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3
4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4
and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 You and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 You and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
6
Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.
We stumbled into the darkness
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be.
I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously.
***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it.
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"