It was on my email and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and mga baril and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of kama and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the kama he gets on tuktok of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I pag-ibig you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't halik my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I pag-ibig you too!!"
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and mga baril and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of kama and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the kama he gets on tuktok of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I pag-ibig you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't halik my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I pag-ibig you too!!"
Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson
Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Europa to Asia. He also went to Greenland to paghahanap for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.
He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.
After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.
Cited Sources
1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me
2. Books I read
3. Research online
That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments
And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
Let's start from the outside first.
Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.