Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off you aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so you aren't the one stressed on birth control , you do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell you at what oras to be tahanan when you in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than tahanan as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If you get drunk you are not seen as if you did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in pag-ibig over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true mga kaibigan , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached sa pamamagitan ng a stranger on kalye wanting your money or anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy you can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places you can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if you are fat or not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off you aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so you aren't the one stressed on birth control , you do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell you at what oras to be tahanan when you in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than tahanan as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If you get drunk you are not seen as if you did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in pag-ibig over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true mga kaibigan , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached sa pamamagitan ng a stranger on kalye wanting your money or anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy you can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places you can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if you are fat or not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.people excpect you to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your mga kaibigan get jelious when you hang with other people.
3.more people then you think hate you and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean popular person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about you behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put you with your mga kaibigan because you talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but madami then 90% of them are just hanging out with you because your popular.
8.If your a popular girl and you have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling you a slut.
9.If your a popular boy and you have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if you had a good friend and then you became popular they might stop hanging out with you because they think there not good enough.
2.Your mga kaibigan get jelious when you hang with other people.
3.more people then you think hate you and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean popular person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about you behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put you with your mga kaibigan because you talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but madami then 90% of them are just hanging out with you because your popular.
8.If your a popular girl and you have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling you a slut.
9.If your a popular boy and you have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if you had a good friend and then you became popular they might stop hanging out with you because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, or being a creep, you will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks you can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck walang tiyak na layunin strangers.
Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck walang tiyak na layunin strangers.
Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their pagkain (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said