Kat-Chan (trans. The Darkness' Crush) is a virtual pop star. She has entered our world as we are entering hers.
--Fake Anamanaguchi :P

LYRICS:
(Intro)
oo-ee-oo
oo-ee-oo
oo-ee-oo
oo-ee-oo
(Verse 1)
Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
You can call me Kat-Chan
Brown hair, blue eyes
Hiding in your WiFi
Open secrets
Anyone can find me
Hear your music
Running through my mind
(Chorus)
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
I'm thinking Kat-Chan, Kat-Chan
oo-ee-oo
(Mid-Chorus)
I'm on tuktok of the world
Because of you
All I wanted to do
Is follow you
I'll keep singing...

Starring:
Sarvente
Ruvyzvat
Selever
Rasazy
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Setting: The Mid-Fight Masses church at noon
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A normal araw at the church.
Sarvente: uy guys!
Ruvyzvat: What?
Sarvente: I have an idea!
Ruvyzvat: Wait. Hold that thought.
Sarvente: I CAN'T FUCKING HOLD IT, I'M BUSTING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, I CAME ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS TO GIVE YOU MY IMAGINATIVE IDEAS AND CONCEPTS AND YOU TELL ME TO HOLD IT IN!?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO--
Ruvyzvat: Please, just tell us. We gotta go tahanan in a few minutes.
Sarvente: Ok, so... what if we... ask Mike Geno...