Sherlock

You know that you are a sherlockian when:
1. …you are bored (BORED. Bored!!).
2. …you are on FIRE!
3. …you ponder the best way to destroy all self-check machines for the sake of your sanity and mankind.
4. …you hate those bloody self check out machines.
5. …body parts in your fridge, microwave or other kusina appliances is just de rigueur.
6. …the idea of body parts in the fridge/microwave doesn't seem like a deal-breaker for a flatmate.
7. …you do experimentation's using your microwave and your fridge as part of the methodology.
8. …flogging a corpse with a riding crop just seems...

Mycroft stept in a chamber of the Intelligens Force. He put his umbrella in an umbrella stand in the corner greeting a pritty woman, who installed something. "Is it ready?" Mycroft asked. "Everything is prepared." "No any other copies?" "No, just this one." "Very good - Would you mind to leave me now? And not a word to nobody! This has never happend, you see?" The woman smiled. "Don´t worry, Mr Holmes." She went out of the room, closing the door behind her. Mycroft sat down infront of a disk player, breathed deeply, and pressed the button.
"Hello", a familiar voice he knew exactly who is speaking...