Maria entered the stage, looking very cheerful as she approached Roger, and the Casting Director.

Maria: Hi, my name is Maria McConville. Thank you for seeing me.
Casting Director: Thank you for coming in. Will you be doing a monologue, or a scene?
Maria: A monologue, if that's okay with you.
Casting Director: It is. You can begin when you're ready.
Maria: *Puts her hands in her pockets* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name.
Casting Director: Great work so far. I want you to keep going, but I have a suggestion.
Maria: Yes?
Casting Director: Your hands in your...

The susunod actor to come onto the stage was Joe.

Casting Director: Hi. Thanks for coming in.
Joe: Hi. My name is Joe. Joe Romano. I'm here to read the thing I picked up outside with the lines.
Casting Director: That's called the audition scene.
Joe: Right. The one that says Romeo. I'm going to read that, because I saw the one that sinabi Juliet, and I was like, not this guy. I'm not a Juliet.
Casting Director: Of course not. You'll be pagbaba with Roger. He'll do the part of Juliet.
Joe: *Backs up, surprised* Whoa whoa whoa! You're going to read a lady's part? That's so stupid.
Casting Director: Can you...

The final actor to arrive was Josh.

Josh: Hi. My name is Josh.
Casting Director: Hi. Nice to meet you. Did you get a copy of the lines?
Josh: Yes. I'd also like to do a monologue.
Casting Director: Good. You can start when you're ready.
Josh: Cool. *Goes to the back, and pulls up a chair*
Casting Director: What do you need that for?
Josh: You'll see. *Puts the chair in the middle of the stage, sits in it, and pretends to drive a car*

The Casting Director, and Roger started whispering to each other.

Casting Director: what is he doing?
Roger: it looks like he's pantomiming. play along with it for now....

Mark walks in, holding a water bottle and a yoga mat.

Mark: Hi. Mark McCrossen. I got here a little late from a yoga class. Do you mind if I take a minuto to warm up?
Casting Director: Okay, but we have other people waiting. Do you want us to let someone in while you warm up?
Mark: No it's fine. It will only take a minute. *Rolls out his yoga mat, and lays down*
Roger: Do you think I can go to the bathroom real quick?
Mark: *On his hands, and knees* Hiya!!!!! Qoooooouuuuuaaaaaaa!!!!!
Casting Director: He sinabi it would only be a minute.
Mark: *Cuddles into a ball, and cries*
Casting Director: What?
Mark:...