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posted by pompeybabe

Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked pagkain in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, or meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make you sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"

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The Arguement as big as Cartmans Ass!

posted by kyle4life

As the four boys woke up they noticed something strange.Stan noticed Shelly wasnt there to call him a turd,Ike wasnt trying to wake up Kyle again,Cartmans mom wasnt there to make breakfast,and like Kenny gave a crap about anything his life was all ready screwed up!"MOM!""WHERE ARE MY WAFFELS AND CHEESY POOFS?!"Cartman found a note on the fridge."We have your mom held somewhere along with your cat""Oh Noooo!" Cartman read more."p.s. we took all your cheesy poofs!" " THOSE SON OF A BITCHES!!!" "THEY CANT BARGE IN HERE AND TAKE ALL OF MY CHEESY POOFS LIKE THAT!!!"I know!" "I bet it was Kyle who...

Bebe And The Beast Introduction

posted by soxfan89

Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His puso Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The kastilyo And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The mapait Cold. Repulsed sa pamamagitan ng Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived sa pamamagitan ng Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...

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The Censoring of the Episode "201"

posted by SouthParkSmart

It's all fun and games until Muhammad gets made fun of. You may think I need to attend "Muslim Sensitivity Training" after pagbaba this article, but this is just what I think of the controversy.
The episode of South Park entitled "201" was censored sa pamamagitan ng Comedy Central after the netowork recieved warnings from Muslim groups for the nakaraan episode's depiction of Muhammad.
Yeah, censoring was the ligtas route to take. But what I don't understand is, how is it okay to ipakita Buddha doing kouk and Hesus surfing for porn, but ipinapakita Muhammad in a madala costume is a no-no?
South Park is known for making...

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My Good-Bye to South Park

posted by dilly53

Twelve years nakaraan I sat at a mga kaibigan house, doing my best to stay awake. We were waiting for midnight, for the very first episode of South Park to air. I can still remember how excited I was, this ipakita was supposed to be funnier and madami vulgar than "Beavis and Butthead" or "Ren and Stimpy". Which at the time were considered to be the "bad cartoons" that kids would watch behind their parents back.

As everyone knows the first episode was about Cartman getting an anal probe. That was a big deal at the time. Parents freaked out about the show, kids were banned from wearing South Park merchandise...

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My tuktok 10 paborito South Park Characters

posted by Chibi-Chipette

10. Kenny McCormick
Kenny has madami to his character than just dying all the time, he's developed a personality now. He deserves to be in the tuktok 10 because he is very caring to his sister, Karen, sa pamamagitan ng using Mysterion to protect her from bullies, and got a job just so he could buy her a doll. I used to not care for him at all, but now he's one of my favorites.

9. Pete
Pete is the goth boy with the red hair. I see madami in him than just some faggy goth kid. If he had an episode to himself, it would be very deep and meaningful. He'll do crazy things to make sure things don't go overboard, like sneaking...

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Twenty Reasons Why South Park is the Best!

posted by SouthParkSmart

Here are some reasons why I think South Park is great. Enjoy!

1. Matt and Trey do all the voices except the female characters and Token, Towelie, hoodless Kenny and guests.

2. It has never been cancelled since it premiered in 1997.

3. Matt and Trey, the creators of the show, also do voices, direct, often provide music, are in direct contact with the animators, and much more.

4. The average episode takes six days to make, before the Wednesday it airs. Exceptions to this would be the first episodes and ones that take longer to animate, like "Major Boobage".

5. A lot of the characters are based on...

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Go, God, Go Part II (A Parody)

posted by SouthParkSmart

The taon is 2010, and young Ariel cannot wait for the new South Park episodes to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Ariel decides to freeze herself for three weeks. But a freak avalanche makes Ariel impossible to find, and so she remains nagyelo for 500 years.

“Five hundred years in the future. This is terrible!” I cried, looking out a window at the foreign landscape in front of me.
Schpeck then re-entered the room. “Ariel, we have some good news. We found an old South Park season fourteen DVD box set for you,” he said, holding the brightly colored...

South Park Meets Saved sa pamamagitan ng the kampanilya

posted by GenImagination

South Park Spoof

** Scene 1 **

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters are at the bus stop waiting to go to school.

Butters: uy fellas...I have something to tell you.
Cartman: What is it Butters? Have you been playing with frogs penises again?
Butters: No that was last week...I just found this really cool website called Writers Cafe.
Stan: Is that a place where a bunch of wannabe stoners get on to share poetry?
Butters: Sorta...but that's not what I do. I paid homage to Al Gore there to work up good karma. It's really working.
Kyle: Al Gore is the biggest douche of the universe. I once heard if you said...

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South Park - New Girl in South Park

posted by kawaiibecky128

[South Park Elementary. The kids arrive at the classroom and they all talk. Mr Garrison arrives]

Mr Garrison: Okay, class, take your seats. We have-

[the kids ignore him and they keep ralking]

Mr Garrison: I sinabi take your goddamn seats!!

[the kids stop talking and they sit down]

Mr Garrison: Alright. So as I was saying, we have a new student that will be joining in our class.

Cartman: What? New student?

Butters: Is it a boy?

Clyde: If it is, we can ipakita him how to throw rocks at people's trucks!

All boys: Yeah!

Mr Garrison: Okay! That's enough! Anyways, to answer your question, no. It's not a boy.

Cartman:...

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South park review

posted by Yellowflash1102

South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created sa pamamagitan ng Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central telebisyon network. Intended for mature audiences, the ipakita has become famous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town.

Parker and Stone developed the ipakita from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral...

asno burgers! (:

posted by LilRabb

So yeah since i was REALLY looking pasulong to this ep i thought i could do a small review on it, also i thought we could like discuss it and such , since most people who watched it either disliked it or loved it! (:
~*~ Long rant below SORRY ~*~
Sooo personally; I LOVED it!
Firstly, The Stan story = A+ I liked how they added in how alcohol makes the world such a lovely place- Epic!Seeing Stan drunk was made me giggle and his little "F*ck off Kyle.... i pag-ibig you...F*ck off Kyle" Was pretty funny and cute too! I also liked how he came to terms with the changes at the end,i started to think maybe...

Youtube or no Youtube? (oh crap..)

posted by SilverFanGirl

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did you ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube or not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, uy Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did you say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the tanong honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do you say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...

"Charlie" (Part 1)

posted by ThreadbareSP

"Charlie"

NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It's rated T for language only. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.

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The episode starts with the typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class is crowded around Kenny's desk. He's drinking something out of a small can.

CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Mr. Garrison walks into the room.

MR. GARRISON: Okay kids, take your seats.

The class ignores him and continues.

CLASS: Chug! Chug!...

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Cartman V.S A.......CHICKEN! XD Part 1

posted by CBFDFAN

Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i pag-ibig chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE YOU ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that palumpong over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill or anythin'...but can you see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...

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Aso VS Pusa with Cartman's moves...O.o

posted by SilverFanGirl

SFG- So, guys. Now that you fought over cookies and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! You know you like cookies AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If you all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey tanong is... Pusa or Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his asno well!
Kyle- No you can't! You can't even manuntok a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP YOU TWO! Kyle, what do you answer for...

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Muffins VS Cookies...Dun Dun...

posted by SilverFanGirl

SilverFanGirl: uy fans of South Park, I'm here with everyone from South Park. Now, I have a tanong for you guys.
Cartman: Yes...
SFG(SilverFanGirl): Its for all of you.
Cartman: okay...
Stan: -_-
SFG: Muffins or...
Cartman: Spit it out ur Goddamn mouth already!!
SFG: Or Cookies?
Stan: I saw muffins.
Cartman: No you ass-hole, Muffins!
Kenny: mememememe (I have a bad feeling about this...)
SFG: Oh....
Stan: Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! You know cookies beat Muffins any damn day!
Cartman: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Stan: Is that a bet?
SFG: Guys, guys, chill!
Cartman: No! *points at SFG* Shut your damn mouth now...
SFG: Are you third graders?
Stan: Fuck you, Cartman! Shove this Cookie down your fucking throat! *holds up a cookie*
Cartman: Shove this damn muffin down your fucking throat!
Both: *shoves Cookie/Muffin down throat*
Both: Fuck!
Stan: MUFFINS!
Cartman: COOKIES!!
SFG: Oh Shit...

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In 2020 The Farmer Bill ipakita a new south park spinoff

posted by mariomaster301

In June 2020 The Local Rancher Himself Rancher Bill Geting His Own Official Spin-off In 2020 Creators Trey Parker And Matt Stone reply that production will begin in February Thru June 6th 2020 Paramount Pictures Viacom And Warner Bros and HBO Max Will be on these networks susunod year.

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The Brilliance that is South Park: Why Kenny Had to Die...For Real

posted by chel1395

The boys of South Park: Stan, Kenny, Kyle and Cartman

I never truly understood why the utter lack of propriety shown on South Park was so hilarious, until I watched the Season Nine episode titled “Best mga kaibigan Forever.” For those unfamiliar with this particular episode, allow me to elucidate.

South Park revolves around four little boys, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny, who all live in a small Colorado town. On this day, the always indelicate Cartman wakes his mother up bright and early so he can be the first in line to get the new Sony PSP. Unfortunately for Cartman, all the other kids in South Park got up bright and early too, so when he gets...

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South Park In: Cartmans Revenge Chapter 2 A Netfilx Theatricial Film

posted by mariomaster301

The Story Takes Place Were Eric Haves Revenge On Scott Terrorman Again. But Then "RadioHead" Makes A Special Guest Again But Then Eric Partnered With Professor Chaos. Then Eric Called Radiohead To Come to Farmer Carl Denkins Ranch But Suddently Eric Warned Mr Denkins and sinabi "OH MR DENKINS IS THAT RADIOHEAD PUTTING ON A LIVE PERFORMENCE TRESSPASSING ON YOUR RANCH" Then He sinabi "Where So I Can Shoot Them" Then Cartman sinabi "There " Then Mr. Denkins sinabi " OH MY GOD STAY OFF MY RANCH" Then After When Radiohead Died Scott Would Never Talk To Eric Ever Again. Then He Would Give Mr Denkins 25 bucks...