It's not about winning, it's about fun
What's that?
Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you

F is for mga kaibigan who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea

F is for apoy that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you

Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this

F is for mga kaibigan who do stuff to
Never, that's completely idiotic

Here, let me help you
F is for mga kaibigan who do stuff together
U is for you and me
Try it
N is for anywhere...

(Talking)
When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
(Whole band singing)
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants
(Spongebob singing)
I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns....

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon...