Sweeney Todd Lets go thru the Movie script!

SweeneyTodd2010 posted on Sep 09, 2009 at 01:13AM
ok you guys dont slit my throat for starting this but i think it would be a fun idea

so i want to see if we can go thru the whole Sweeney Todd script on here. songs included. so people will say lines character by character

so if i start by typing "Isnt there a room over the shop? if times is so hard, why dont you rent it out"
then the next person would type "O, up there, o no one will go near it, people think it's haunted" so we would go between people etc with the lines until we finish the movie
for songs we type out whatever character is next, so we do it line by line
you can include actions as well like
Sweeney: Well ive come home *holds razor out turns to right side holding razor far away from body* etc stuff like that

so what do you think?

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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas DeppRox said…
Sure thing!
Anthony: I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders
From the Dardanelles
To the Mountains of Peru, but there's no place like London.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Sweeney-Pie said…
Mr.Todd:No, There's no place like London!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
Mr Todd?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
you are young. life has been kind to you. you will learn.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
Todd: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world in habit it and it's morals arent worth what a pig could spit and it goes by the name of London, at the top of the whole sit the priveledged few making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo, turning beauty into filth and greed, i too have sailed the world and seen its wonders, for the cruelty of men is as wonderous as Peru, but there's no place like London.

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
anthony: Is everything alright Mr Todd?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
I beg your indulgence anthony, my mind is far from easy, among these once familiar streets i feel shadows. everywhere....

anthony: shadows?
Todd: ghosts

(sorry had to take anthony's line since its only one word....didnt want to wait for someone to respond to one word. xD)
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Todd: there was a barber and his wife and she was beautiful. a foolish barber and his wife. she was his reason and his life. and she was beautiful. and she was virtuous and he was naive.

There was another man who saw that she was beautiful. a pious vulture of the law. who with a gesture of his claw, removed the barber from his plate. then there was nothing but to wait. and she would fall so soft,so young,so lost and oh so beautiful.

(sorry its so long. i thought i should just do all of Sweeney's part)
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
that is fine, we do it person by person. so its all good
Anthony: and the lady sir, did she succumb?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Todd: oh, that was many years ago. I doubt if anyone would know. I'd like to thank you, Anthony. If you hadn't spotted me, i would be lost on the ocean still
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
Anthony: Will i see you again?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Todd: you might find me if u like. around fleet street i wouldn't wonder.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas DeppRox said…
There's a whole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it...
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
*sweeney starts walking towards fleet street while camera takes you thru different ally ways to get to his barber shot, we see sweeney standing near a dark street corner looking at his barber shop. he walks towards it and opens the door where mrs lovett is making a pie*

*gasp*
A Customer!
Wait! What's yer rush what's yer hurry, you gave me such a...fright, i thought you were a ghost, have a minute? cant ya, sit, sit ye down sit! all i meant was that i havent seen a customer for weeks did you come in for a pie sir? Do forgive me if me head's a little vague, euf, what was that *picsk up bug from counter and stomps on it*, but you think we had the plague, from the way that people...keep avoiding, No you dont *slaps hand on table killing another roach* heaven knows i try, sir, but there's no one comes even to inhale, right you are sir would you like a drop of ale? Mind you i cant hardly blame them *goes back to counter and proceeds to make pie* these are probably the worst pies in london I know why nobody cares to take them, i make them, but good? No. the worst pies in london. even that's polite the worst pies in london. if you doubt it take a bite *see sweeney eat the pie* ...is that just disgusting, you have to concede it, its nothing but crusting, here drink this *pours ale and gives to sweeney* you'll need it, the worst pies in london. and no wonder with the price of meat *slaps dough onto counter, beats melodically with rolling pin* what it is, when you get, never thought i'd live to see the day, men would think it was a treat findin' poor animals, wot are dieing in the street. mrs mooney had a pie shop. does her business but i notice something weird. lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared. have to hand it to her wot i calls, enterprise. Poppin' pussies into pies. wouldnt do in my shop, just the thought of it's enough to make you sick, and im telling you them pussy cats is quick. no denying times is hard sir, even harder than the worst pies in london. only lard and nothing more, is that just revolting all greasy and gritty, it looks like its molten and tastes like....well pity a woman alone, with limited wind and the worst pies in london! ahh sir, times is hard. times is hard!!!
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
whew that was long 0.o
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
tongue
Mrs lovett: A customer! wait whats yer rush? whats yer hurry? you gave me such a fright. i thought you was a ghost. half a minute cant ya sit. sit you down. sit! all i meant is that i haven't seen a customer for weeks. did you come in for a pie sir? do forgive if me head's a little vague. what was that? but you'd think we had the plague. from the way that people keep avoiding. no you dont! heaven knows i try, sir. but theres no one comes in even to inhale. right you are sir would ya like a drop of ale. mind you i can hardly blame them. these are probably the worst pies in london. i know why nobody cares to take them!
I should know!
I make them!
But good? No...
The worst pies in London...
Even that's polite! The worst pies in London!
If you doubt it take a bite!
Is that just disgusting?
You have to concede it!
It's nothing but crusting!
Here drink this, you'll need it.
The worst pies in London
And no wonder with the price of meat
what it is
when you get it
if you get it.
Never thought I'd live to see the day.
Men'd think it was a treat
findin' poor
animals
that are dyin' in the street.
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop.
Does a business, but I notice something weird.
Lately, all her neighbors cats have disappeared.
Have to hand it to her!
What a course,
enterprise!
Poppin' pussies into pies!
Wouldn't do in my shop!
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick!
And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick.
No denying times is hard, sir!
Even harder than the worst pies in London.
Only lard and nothing more-
Is that just revolting?
All greasy and gritty?
It looks like it's molting!
And tastes like...well pity.
A woman alone...with limited wind
And the worst pies in London!
Ah, sir
Times is hard.
Times is hard.

whew! that was long!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
omg you and i both said the same thing at the end!! but i was going so slow writing it all! but i just saw yours. i promise. i didnt copy you sorry that it got repeated again.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
lol its k. holy shit. wow. u actually seperated the lines. i was too lazy to do that so i typed it as all one paragraph. well then i guess i will say next line just to get things movin along

Lovett: Its going to take a lot more than ale to wash that taste out, come on, come with me, i'll get you a nice tumbler o gin, eh? *todd walks to Lovett's parlor and sees staircase, that doesnt actually go to his barber shop* Isnt this homey now? me cheery wallpaper's a real bargain to being only partly singed when the chapel burned down. *looks at todd* why dont you sit down an warm ye bones?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Todd: you've got a room over the shop, havent you? if times is so hard, why dont you rent it out?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
Lovett: o, up there? o no one will go near it, people think it's haunted.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Todd: haunted?


lol yay one word!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
laugh
yayz!

Lovett: yea...and who's to say they're wrong, you see years ago something happened up there. something not very nice.

*breaks into song...lalalalalala*

there was a barber and his wife, and he was beautiful.
A proper artist with a knife, but they transported him for life
and he was beautiful.....
Barker his name was....benjamin barker


and i guess i will stop there since ST has lines in the middle. xD
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
big smile
Todd: what was his crime?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
foolishness.

He had this wife you see
pretty little thing, silly little nit had her chance for the moon on a string
poor thing
there was this judge you see, wanted her like mad everyday he sent her a flower
but did she come down from her tower
poor fool.
ah but there was worse yet to come poor thing
the beadle calls on her all polite
poor thing, poor thing
He blames himself for her dreadful plight
She must come straight to his house tonight,
Poor thing,Poor thing!
Of course when she goes there, poor thing, poor thing,
They're having this ball all in masks!
There's no one she knows there, poor dear, poor thing!
She wanders tormented and drinks, poor thing!
The judge has repented, she thinks, poor thing!
'Oh, where is Judge Turpin,' she asks
He was there alright,
Only not so contrite!

She wasn't no match for such craft, you see,
And everyone thought it so droll.
They figured she had to be daft, you see,
So all of them stood there and laughed you see
Poor soul!
Poor thing!

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Todd: NOOOOOOOOO!!! would no one have mercy on her?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
Lovett: So it is you! Benjamin Barker!!!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
hey lol you know what i noticed our roles are reversed base on our names. im doing all of Lovett's lines and you are doing Sweeney's xD, but ur username is MrsNellieLovett
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Frizzhead said…
big smile
Sweeeney: Not Barker,it is todd now,Sweeney todd. And he will have his revenge
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
laugh
omg i noticed that too!!!!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
Frizzhead....i do that too. i always mix up those lines, but actually what comes next is

Todd: Where's lucy? Where's my wife?

Then lovett says her line, i guess i will do this too just so we can move on....sooooo....

Todd: Where;s Lucy, Where's my wife?
Lovett: She poisoned herself, arsenic, from the apothecary around the corner, i tried to stop her, but she wouldnt listen to me. and he's got your daughter
Todd: He judge turpin!!!
Lovett: Adopted her...like his own.

ok someone say next line.....
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
angry
Todd: 15 years sweating, and living hell, for a false charge. 15 years dreaming I might come home to a wife and child.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
15 years sweating in a living hell on a false charge (the rest was right)

Lovett: Well i cant say the years have been particularilly kind to you Mr. Barker
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Todd: no. not Barker. that man is dead. its Todd now Sweeney Todd and he will have his revenge.


dang it!! i almost had it!! sounds like he says and. oh well
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
*Lovett and Sweeney leave from the parlor and walk up to Sweeney's barber shop*

Lovett: come in, nothing to be afraid of love
*mrs lovett walks to the right out of camera's view, Sweeney proceeds to little Johanna's crib and finds johanna's little baby doll previously shown in No Place Like London, Mrs Lovett proceeds to the corner and opens the floor boards where Sweeney;s razors are hiden*

Lovett: When they came for the girl i hid them, could'a sold em, but i didnt....
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Lovett: those handles is chased silver, aint they?

YES!!! im finally mrs Lovett!!!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
LOL

great now i have to type out all of my friends...well not really...only until mrs lovett's parts

*takes razor from box*

These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine *opens razor* how he smiles, in the light
My friends, My faithful friends!
Speak to me friends, whisper, i'll listen
I kno, i know, youv've been locked out of sight all these years
Like me, My friends, well i've come home, to find you waiting. Home and we're together, and we'll do wonders wont we?
You there my friend *mrs lovett and Sweeney now sing spontaniously throughout rest of song*
Come let me hold you, Now with a sigh, you'll grow warm in my hand.
My friend. My clever friend!
rest now my friend, soon i'll unfold you. soon you'll know splendors you never have dreamed all your days!
My lucky friends
Till now your shine, was merely silver. Friends, you shall drip rubies. You'll soon drip precious....rubies.


At Last, My Arm is complete again!

you type mrs lovett's parts to the song now....
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Lovett: im your friend too, Mr Todd. if you only knew, Mr Todd. oh, Mr Todd you're warm in my hand. you've come home! always had a fondness for you, i did. never you fear, Mr Todd. you can move in here, Mr Todd. splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours. im your friend and your mine. dont they shine beautiful? silvers good enough for me, Mr T.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
Johanna: Green finch and linnet bird,nightingale, blackbird, How is it you sing?
How can you jubilate,sitting in cages,
Never taking wing?
Outside the sky waits,beckoning, beckoning,
Just beyond the bars.
How can you remain,staring at the rain,maddened by the stars?
How is it you sing...anything?
How is it you sing?
Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird, how is it you sing?
My cage has many rooms, damask and dark.
Nothing there sings,not even my lark.
Larks never will, you know, when they're captive.
Teach me to be more adaptive.
Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, blackbird,
Teach me how to sing.
If I cannot fly. Let me sing.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
i guess i'll do the beggar woman's part.

Beggar woman: alms! alms! for a miserable woman on a miserable chilly morning. thank yer sir thank yer.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
Anthony: uhh ma'am could you tell me who's house this is?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Beggar woman: that's the great Judge Turpin's house, that is.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Frizzhead said…
Anthony :And the young lady who resides there?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Beggar woman: that's Johanna. his pretty little ward. keeps her snug, he does, all locked up. so don't go trespassing there or it's a good whipping for you. or any young man with mischief on his mind.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
surprise
Alms Alms, for a desperate woman
*anthony starts singing*

I feel you Johanna, i feel you. Do they think that walls can hide you, even now im at your window, i am in the dark beside you, buried sweetly in your yellow hair, Johanna! <---thats freaky
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
i guess i'll finish the song. and yea thats freaky! *coughs* stalker!

Anthony: i feel you Johanna. and one day i'll steal you. till i'm with you then, i'm with you there, buried sweetly in your yellow hair.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
*sees judge turpin*

Turpin: Come in lad, come in
*leads Anthony to his parlor, where he stores all of his porn books* <---sketchy!!!!

You're lookibg for hyde park you say?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Anthony: yes it's very large on the map but I keep getting lost.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SweeneyTodd2010 said…
A sailor? A sailor must know the ways of the world, must be practiced in the ways of the world, would you say you are practiced, boy?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Frizzhead said…
Anthony: Sir?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MrsNellieLovett said…
Turpin: Oh yes... such practices. The Geishas of Japan, the concubines of Siam, the catamites of Greece, the harlots of India. I have them all here, drawings of them. Everything you've ever dreamed of doing with a woman. Would you like to see?