paborito quotes?

the way alan says retard lmao

The chinese guy is so funny.. His dialogoues are cool Check this one out!!

Alan: My father will kill me.Its his car.
Phill: Its Ok .Its only the inside, right?

alan:if we're sharing beds I'm bunking with Phill you cool with that?
phil: no i'm not cool with that
I also love
Phil: we should come back next week and take the whole town
Alan:i'm free next week oh actually next week the jonas brothers are in town but after that i'm free

Stu-i cant remember because i was druged
Alan- thats one of the side affects of roofies is memory loss
Stu- your literally to stupid to insult
Alan- thank you

Stu: I Nawawala a tooth I married a whore!
Alan: How dare you she's a nice lady!

[his answering machine message] Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.

Phil Wenneck: [yells from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.

Alan Garner: uy what's that on your arm?
Stu Price: Oh my God - Phil, you were in the hospital last night.
Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I guess I was.
Alan Garner: Are you okay?

Alan Garner: It was a real pleasure meeting you.
Melissa: Fuck off!
Alan Garner: I'm thinking about getting my bartender's license.
Melissa: Suck my dick.
Alan Garner: No, thank you.

You wanna fuck on me?

It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much.
Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.

I look like a nerdy hillbilly!

Okay, well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retard.

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

C'mon, man. I'll be your Doug.

Alan Garner: [while getting fitted for a tux] Whoa, watch it, pervert!
Doug Billings: It's ok, Alan. He's just doing your inseam.
Alan Garner: He's getting very close to my shaft.

Officer Franklin: I see guys like you in here every fuckin' day.
Officer Garden: Every fuckin' day!
Officer Franklin: Yeah let's all go to Vegas and get really fucked up!
Officer Garden: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Officer Franklin: Let's go steal a cop car because it'd be real fuckin' funny! Think you gon' get away with it? Not up in here!
Officer Franklin: [lividly] Not up in here!

It's at the corner of get a map and fuck off.

Mr.Chow:Muthafuckaaa-a-a-a-a--a-a--assssssssssss!

Stu:Dont let the beard fool you! Hes just a child!

Stu: i dunno. lets ask the black doug.
Doug:Can we stop using that term?
Alan:Hey have you seen white doug?

lol i have madami but dont remember most

well heres a few:

phil:paging dr. faggot...dr. faggot

stu: i should go

melissa: yea thats a good idea dr. faggot

alan: you ready to let the Aso out?

phil:what???

alan: you know how let the Aso out

lmfao!!!!!!! theres madami but these r my favs!!!!!