Ok, I did not write this myself, and have been unable to find out who did (if you know, please let me know!) but I have a feeling it was a group effort. I remembered pagbaba these YEARS nakaraan - and laughing my asno off - and thought I'd look them to share with you. Enjoy!

Q: Why did the chicken tumawid the road?

A:

Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.

Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need madami evidence.

Walter Skinner: <teeth clenched> You've got 24...