Kenny Rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and your all on my reality ipakita bitches!!
Gwen: ok?
Kenny rogers: Thats right Total drama kenny rogers and uy uy uy here are the teams
Kenny rogers: Team uno- Gwen, Harold, Alejandro, Courtney and Cody
Courtney: I cant be on a team with her *points at gwen*
Kenny rogers: Well tough luck im the boss *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Cody: what the hell
*camera goes to harold*
Harold: ahhh *on the ground*
Kenny rogers: Oh dont worry hes fine
*camera goes to kenny rogers*
Kenny Rogers: On Team Magical is Duncan, Heather, Geoff, Izzy and Owen.
Geoff: party!!!!
Kenny rogers: duhhhh
Gwen: what should we do now
Kenny rogers: *throws bottle at harold again* How bout one of these challanges
Harold: ah hah ahah the pain
*camera goes to an Ice cream parlor*
Kenny rogers: OK your first challange is an ice cream eating contest
Owen: sweet
Kenny rogers: your banned from this challange
Owen: why
Kenny rogers: cause Im magical
Kenny rogers: its gonna be harold vs. geoff
Geoff: your going down nerd
Harold: bring it party boy *gets bottle broken over head* ahh
Kenny rogers: ah ha ha ha
*camera goes to mesa with tons of ice cream on it*
Kenny rogers: OK you have 2 minutos to eat as much ice cream as you can also there is going to be some distractions
Kenny rogers: go!!!
*geoff and harold start eating ice cream as fast as they can*
Geoff: this is to easy
Harold: aghhh BRAIN FREEZE!!!!
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *dumps giant bucket of boiling water on geoff*
Geoff: ahh it burns *on the ground in pain*
Harold: *still eating ice cream* the brain freeze it burns
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Harold: *falls face first in the ice cream*
Kenny rogers: TIMES UP!!! NOBODY WINS
Duncan: wtf man
Courtney: yeah this was pointless
Kenny rogers: your fired!!
Courtney: what
Kenny rogers: but i gave you immunity so stay
Courtney: really
Kenny rogers: No now leave my ipakita now
Courtney: dammit
*at the studio*
Kenny rogers: on the susunod ipakita stuff will happen
*at the Team uno's hotel*
Cody: well courtneys gone and I dont care!!
Gwen: well there goes my biggest threat yes
Alejandro: ehh
Harold: I think i got a concussion
*camera goes to team magicals hotel*
Duncan: dammit courtneys gone well I still have gwen
Heather: No comment
Izzy: explosivo
Geoff: it burns *falls over*
Owen: why was I banned
*credits role*
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Gwen: ok?
Kenny rogers: Thats right Total drama kenny rogers and uy uy uy here are the teams
Kenny rogers: Team uno- Gwen, Harold, Alejandro, Courtney and Cody
Courtney: I cant be on a team with her *points at gwen*
Kenny rogers: Well tough luck im the boss *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Cody: what the hell
*camera goes to harold*
Harold: ahhh *on the ground*
Kenny rogers: Oh dont worry hes fine
*camera goes to kenny rogers*
Kenny Rogers: On Team Magical is Duncan, Heather, Geoff, Izzy and Owen.
Geoff: party!!!!
Kenny rogers: duhhhh
Gwen: what should we do now
Kenny rogers: *throws bottle at harold again* How bout one of these challanges
Harold: ah hah ahah the pain
*camera goes to an Ice cream parlor*
Kenny rogers: OK your first challange is an ice cream eating contest
Owen: sweet
Kenny rogers: your banned from this challange
Owen: why
Kenny rogers: cause Im magical
Kenny rogers: its gonna be harold vs. geoff
Geoff: your going down nerd
Harold: bring it party boy *gets bottle broken over head* ahh
Kenny rogers: ah ha ha ha
*camera goes to mesa with tons of ice cream on it*
Kenny rogers: OK you have 2 minutos to eat as much ice cream as you can also there is going to be some distractions
Kenny rogers: go!!!
*geoff and harold start eating ice cream as fast as they can*
Geoff: this is to easy
Harold: aghhh BRAIN FREEZE!!!!
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *dumps giant bucket of boiling water on geoff*
Geoff: ahh it burns *on the ground in pain*
Harold: *still eating ice cream* the brain freeze it burns
Kenny rogers: DISTRACTION *hits harold in the head with bottle*
Harold: *falls face first in the ice cream*
Kenny rogers: TIMES UP!!! NOBODY WINS
Duncan: wtf man
Courtney: yeah this was pointless
Kenny rogers: your fired!!
Courtney: what
Kenny rogers: but i gave you immunity so stay
Courtney: really
Kenny rogers: No now leave my ipakita now
Courtney: dammit
*at the studio*
Kenny rogers: on the susunod ipakita stuff will happen
*at the Team uno's hotel*
Cody: well courtneys gone and I dont care!!
Gwen: well there goes my biggest threat yes
Alejandro: ehh
Harold: I think i got a concussion
*camera goes to team magicals hotel*
Duncan: dammit courtneys gone well I still have gwen
Heather: No comment
Izzy: explosivo
Geoff: it burns *falls over*
Owen: why was I banned
*credits role*
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chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants had to do duncan's phobia....and since mr.toughguy:duncan couldn't do it,we sinabi goodbye to him...6 contestants left:kari,megan,nicole,aydan,kate,and selena....one winner!who will win?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris:today's challange ladies...is running!whoever can run farthest WITHOUT passing out wins!
kari:this bites..
selena sighed:tell me about it.
aydan:mm hmmm...
megan:yeah.
kate:agreed..
kari:may the best girl win...
sigh.
chris:ready?set?GO!
and kari is in the lead and she gets pushed sa pamamagitan ng aydan,that is breaking the rules!bye sister!
5 contestants left...one winner,who will win...?find out susunod time on total drama dynamite!
chris:today's challange ladies...is running!whoever can run farthest WITHOUT passing out wins!
kari:this bites..
selena sighed:tell me about it.
aydan:mm hmmm...
megan:yeah.
kate:agreed..
kari:may the best girl win...
sigh.
chris:ready?set?GO!
and kari is in the lead and she gets pushed sa pamamagitan ng aydan,that is breaking the rules!bye sister!
5 contestants left...one winner,who will win...?find out susunod time on total drama dynamite!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants:kari,trent,nicole,duncan,megan,aydan, geoff,kate,selena,and justin arrived.their first challange:climbing up mt.chrismore!justin was elimnated because he fell off because pretty boy was too focused on his looks.figures...anyways,who will get voted off today find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the challangers:today's challange:cooking!the one with the best dish wins!I will be the judge!and if they don't blow up the kitchen!geoff blew up the kitchen.
chris:cough,cough you are elimnated!
aydan kissed geoff on last time.
chris:aww....
he shoved geoff.
chris:who will be voted off susunod time?!find out susunod time on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the challangers:today's challange:cooking!the one with the best dish wins!I will be the judge!and if they don't blow up the kitchen!geoff blew up the kitchen.
chris:cough,cough you are elimnated!
aydan kissed geoff on last time.
chris:aww....
he shoved geoff.
chris:who will be voted off susunod time?!find out susunod time on total drama dynamite!
Chris: Mysterys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan: What was that for?
Chris: We R going to have anouther season!
Heather: Oh great!
Chris: here R the teams! team 1! duncan, Issy, Owen, Coutney, and Eva. team 2, Heather, Lnday, Tyler, Justin, and beth! And team 3, Sierra, cody, alojodo, geoff, and bridgette! The outhers U will be my helpers! Campers! Every araw we will have a chalnge on mysterys! One of these r the one who did it! Or me and Chefe! Well, that's mostly all. sorry that was short! well we have to get to Chcogo USA! We will have to wait till anouther ipakita to do this! Buy!
Chris: What they don't know is that they will be recored the wole time! Buy!
Duncan: What was that for?
Chris: We R going to have anouther season!
Heather: Oh great!
Chris: here R the teams! team 1! duncan, Issy, Owen, Coutney, and Eva. team 2, Heather, Lnday, Tyler, Justin, and beth! And team 3, Sierra, cody, alojodo, geoff, and bridgette! The outhers U will be my helpers! Campers! Every araw we will have a chalnge on mysterys! One of these r the one who did it! Or me and Chefe! Well, that's mostly all. sorry that was short! well we have to get to Chcogo USA! We will have to wait till anouther ipakita to do this! Buy!
Chris: What they don't know is that they will be recored the wole time! Buy!
Sumer's POV: i was gonna kill Heather! Why? She'd read my diary out for the WHOLE viewing world to hear. Im NOT happy! "Hey heather" i greet as if nothing is wrong, but i just wanna tear her head off! GRRRR! "Hey, Sumer" she replied. "Do you wanna hang with me in the woods?" i asked, "sure" she said. Ha. She's so naive. We went to the middle of the woods. "It's freezing" heather complained, so, to warm her up, i got out my flame thrower from my hiding place in a puno and killed her...
gwen was walking at night,and she was hungry..FOR BLOOD!she saw trent.trent knew she was a vampire,but she couldnt hurt him,although he smelled so delicatable....
gwen:trent I PROMISE I will never hurt you.
kari:trent,I know what she did to you.but trent,I would NEVER hurt you.
trent:your really beautiful..
gwen bit trent. gwen tackled kari:GAH!
trent:KARI!!!!
kari:TRENT RUN!
it's cool. dont worry about me.
trent:I'm NOT running.
kari pushed gwen off of her,then trent was in the way of a car.
kari pushed trent out of the way.it was so fast you couldnt see it,then she took off.
trent:she saved me...
gwen:trent I PROMISE I will never hurt you.
kari:trent,I know what she did to you.but trent,I would NEVER hurt you.
trent:your really beautiful..
gwen bit trent. gwen tackled kari:GAH!
trent:KARI!!!!
kari:TRENT RUN!
it's cool. dont worry about me.
trent:I'm NOT running.
kari pushed gwen off of her,then trent was in the way of a car.
kari pushed trent out of the way.it was so fast you couldnt see it,then she took off.
trent:she saved me...