Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality ipakita bitches!!
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my ipakita *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it sinabi in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your susunod challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: uy you look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick you off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have you seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minutos ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 oras later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at you and you have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks madami bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are you still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are you ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get nagyelo yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: you ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit sa pamamagitan ng bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha you look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the susunod challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did you call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet you at the camp apoy tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are you sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: you may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* uy whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my ipakita *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it sinabi in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your susunod challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: uy you look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick you off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have you seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minutos ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 oras later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at you and you have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks madami bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are you still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are you ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get nagyelo yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: you ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit sa pamamagitan ng bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha you look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the susunod challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did you call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet you at the camp apoy tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are you sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: you may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* uy whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
Vannessa fought back the tears,
although her anguish showed as clear as day
on her eyes. Ryan smiled sheepishly, obviosly happy that he had made the Vannessa cry.He slammed the door hard.Vannessa backed away slowly,turned around,and broke into a run."Faster Faster!" she commanded herself,while fighting back a waterfall of tears."I have to get away!" Vannessa murmured under her breath.When she reached her house,she plopped down on her kama and let all her tears out."It will be alright tommorrow." she desperately tried to comfort herself.Then the terriying truth hit her, "It's not over yet." she wispered and broke out cying again.She knew there was no hope...
although her anguish showed as clear as day
on her eyes. Ryan smiled sheepishly, obviosly happy that he had made the Vannessa cry.He slammed the door hard.Vannessa backed away slowly,turned around,and broke into a run."Faster Faster!" she commanded herself,while fighting back a waterfall of tears."I have to get away!" Vannessa murmured under her breath.When she reached her house,she plopped down on her kama and let all her tears out."It will be alright tommorrow." she desperately tried to comfort herself.Then the terriying truth hit her, "It's not over yet." she wispered and broke out cying again.She knew there was no hope...
It was the first araw of high school and courtney was sitting in her mesa sa pamamagitan ng her best mga kaibigan bridgette and leshawna and her boyfriend duncan who is sitting behide her. see courtney is still a CIT and she has longer hair about to her back and she was wearing a tank tuktok with a picture of a red rose and the letter on it sinabi bad girl and short pants. but the only thing she want to be is a leader of the cheerleader and she was all ready a CIT. uy courtney. sinabi bridgette uy bridgette. sinabi courtney so are you ready to meet our new teacher courtney. sinabi bridgette yeah total. sinabi courtney well down get your hopes up i heard that she a nice teacher. sinabi bridgette then teacher came in. hello kids. my name is Toot portia but you can call me Mrs.portia. so let start on learn about math. sinabi Mrs.portia it was four hours... ok class time for lauch. chr.2 lauch time
It hides under your kama and its everywhere. who is it, what is it! Is it Chris, Chef, the big sassy sista LeShawna, no its its its?
Its HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes Himself!!!!!