Bella is driving her brand new bullet/tank/bomb/vampire proof car.
Bella: OMC, like everyone is staring at me cuz I’m getting married! The shame, the shame!
walang tiyak na layunin Guys: Sweet car. Can we get a picture with it?
Bella (because this is in no way awkward at all): Sure
-Flashback-
Bella, Edward, and Charlie sit in the sisne living room.
Bella and Edward: Charlie, we have something to tell you!
Charlie (gasps): You’re pregnant.
Bella: Of course not, silly! That comes later on in the book.
Edward (hands wedding invitation): We’re getting married whether you like it or not!
Charlie (jumping up and down like a little kid): You get to tell Renee! You get to tell Renee!
-Different Flashback-
Bella: Hi, Mom. I was just calling to tell that I’m marrying Edward.
Renee: That is so exciting, sweetie. I’m just randomly going to change my callous view toward young marriages and suddenly be thrilled that my daughter is getting hitched right out of high school! Congratulations!
Bella: Thanks, Mommy! I knew you’d understand!
-end of Flashbacks-
Charlie: Ouch, Alice! OMC THE BLOOD!
Bella: OMC! Alice, did you just bite Charlie? Now I’m gonna have a vamp father!
Alice: Sorry about that, Charlie. (pulls pin out of Charlie’s side) Bella!! You’re next!
Bella: No! Don’t poke me with pins, too!
Alice: Bella, go to your happy place.
Bella closes her eyes and goes to her happy place, which happens to be on her honeymoon, and I’m gonna stop before this gets graphic.
-Night Before the Wedding-
Bella: I lurve you Edward!
Edward: I lurve you more!
Bella: No, I do!
Edward: No, I do!
Emmett: Get your little vampire butt out here so you can go to your bachelor party.
Jasper: Don’t worry, Bella, we aren’t taking him to a strip club or anything (laughs evilly.) (SURE YOU’RE NOT)
Bella falls asleep and has walang tiyak na layunin dreams about demon vamp babies.
-Wedding Day-
Alice: Hurry, Bella! We have to get you ready! We only have ten hours until the wedding!!
Alice straps Bella down and applies countless coats of makeup.
Rosalie: I just decided to randomly be nice! Bella, can I do your hair?
Bella: Sure! Your now my paborito sister!
Renee and Esme ipakita up (now best friends) and give Bella walang tiyak na layunin gifts and blah blah blah.
Charlie: Bells, we’re up to bat.
Bella and Charlie walk down the steps (Bella manages not trip a single time –gasp- sign of the apocalypse!) Bella and Edward exchange their vows and then halik (for quite awhile)
-At the reception-
Bella: Yay! I’m glad the mga asong lobo came, but where is my Jacob?
Edward: Hey, I thought you loved me.
Bella: But I pag-ibig Jacob, too. Remember the complicated pag-ibig tatsulok the may-akda has been creating during these past few books?
Edward: Ohh, yeaaahh!
Jacob: (suddenly appears)
Bella: OMC! You’re here!
Bella and Jacob dance for like ten songs.
Bella: Guess what, Jake? When Edward and I go on our honeymoon (and I will still be human BTW), we’re gonna have sex!
Jacob: Noooooo!
Other werewolf dudes drag him away before he can make a scene.
-Later that night-
Edward and Bella get on a plane. They fly Houston.
Bella: OMC! We’re honeymooning in Texas! Sweet!
Edward: Nope! Just a stop!
They go on another plane and then a bangka ride and end up at some walang tiyak na layunin island.
Bella: Cool, we’re honeymooning at some walang tiyak na layunin nameless island in the middle of nowhere!
Edward: It’s not nameless. It’s called Isle Esme! Carlisle gave it to Esme as a present.
Bella: OMC! Carlisle bought Esme an island? (mumbles something about crazy rich vamps)
Edward: Let’s go skinny dipping! (runs off toward ocean)
Bella: Yay! Wait, doesn’t skinny dipping mean swimming completely naked? Oh well (run off toward ocean)
Bella and Edward are skinny dipping and doing what honeymooners do best
-Next morning-
Edward: I’m a terrible person!
Bella (wakes up): Why…wait. Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: Oh, I bit a unan or two.
Bella: Um, why?
Edward: Because they taste yumm—I mean, so I didn’t accidentally hurt you.
Bella: Too late for that! Look at these terrible bruises!
Edward and Bella argue for a good ten madami pages.
Edward: I’ll go make you breakfast!
Bella: Make it big! I’m STARVING!
Over the susunod few days, Bella and Edward scuba dive, swim with dolphins, rock climb, etc. Bella is exhausted and eats all the food. Then she has funny vamp dreams.
Bella: OMC!
Edward: What is it?
Bella: My period is five days late and my stomach has a slight but definite bump! I’m preggers!
Edward (gasp): But how? Don’t worry, Bella! Carlisle and I will get that thing out of you!
Bella: Oh he nudged me…wait! What did you say??
Bella steals Edward’s phone and dials.
Bella: Rosalieeeeee!!
Emmett: Um, no, this is Emmett, but I’ll get Rose.
Bella: Rosalieeeeeeeeeeee!!
Rosalie: Um, ok…..
Bella: I’m preggers! But Edward wants to kill our demon vamp child! You HAVE to help me!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Bella: OMC, like everyone is staring at me cuz I’m getting married! The shame, the shame!
walang tiyak na layunin Guys: Sweet car. Can we get a picture with it?
Bella (because this is in no way awkward at all): Sure
-Flashback-
Bella, Edward, and Charlie sit in the sisne living room.
Bella and Edward: Charlie, we have something to tell you!
Charlie (gasps): You’re pregnant.
Bella: Of course not, silly! That comes later on in the book.
Edward (hands wedding invitation): We’re getting married whether you like it or not!
Charlie (jumping up and down like a little kid): You get to tell Renee! You get to tell Renee!
-Different Flashback-
Bella: Hi, Mom. I was just calling to tell that I’m marrying Edward.
Renee: That is so exciting, sweetie. I’m just randomly going to change my callous view toward young marriages and suddenly be thrilled that my daughter is getting hitched right out of high school! Congratulations!
Bella: Thanks, Mommy! I knew you’d understand!
-end of Flashbacks-
Charlie: Ouch, Alice! OMC THE BLOOD!
Bella: OMC! Alice, did you just bite Charlie? Now I’m gonna have a vamp father!
Alice: Sorry about that, Charlie. (pulls pin out of Charlie’s side) Bella!! You’re next!
Bella: No! Don’t poke me with pins, too!
Alice: Bella, go to your happy place.
Bella closes her eyes and goes to her happy place, which happens to be on her honeymoon, and I’m gonna stop before this gets graphic.
-Night Before the Wedding-
Bella: I lurve you Edward!
Edward: I lurve you more!
Bella: No, I do!
Edward: No, I do!
Emmett: Get your little vampire butt out here so you can go to your bachelor party.
Jasper: Don’t worry, Bella, we aren’t taking him to a strip club or anything (laughs evilly.) (SURE YOU’RE NOT)
Bella falls asleep and has walang tiyak na layunin dreams about demon vamp babies.
-Wedding Day-
Alice: Hurry, Bella! We have to get you ready! We only have ten hours until the wedding!!
Alice straps Bella down and applies countless coats of makeup.
Rosalie: I just decided to randomly be nice! Bella, can I do your hair?
Bella: Sure! Your now my paborito sister!
Renee and Esme ipakita up (now best friends) and give Bella walang tiyak na layunin gifts and blah blah blah.
Charlie: Bells, we’re up to bat.
Bella and Charlie walk down the steps (Bella manages not trip a single time –gasp- sign of the apocalypse!) Bella and Edward exchange their vows and then halik (for quite awhile)
-At the reception-
Bella: Yay! I’m glad the mga asong lobo came, but where is my Jacob?
Edward: Hey, I thought you loved me.
Bella: But I pag-ibig Jacob, too. Remember the complicated pag-ibig tatsulok the may-akda has been creating during these past few books?
Edward: Ohh, yeaaahh!
Jacob: (suddenly appears)
Bella: OMC! You’re here!
Bella and Jacob dance for like ten songs.
Bella: Guess what, Jake? When Edward and I go on our honeymoon (and I will still be human BTW), we’re gonna have sex!
Jacob: Noooooo!
Other werewolf dudes drag him away before he can make a scene.
-Later that night-
Edward and Bella get on a plane. They fly Houston.
Bella: OMC! We’re honeymooning in Texas! Sweet!
Edward: Nope! Just a stop!
They go on another plane and then a bangka ride and end up at some walang tiyak na layunin island.
Bella: Cool, we’re honeymooning at some walang tiyak na layunin nameless island in the middle of nowhere!
Edward: It’s not nameless. It’s called Isle Esme! Carlisle gave it to Esme as a present.
Bella: OMC! Carlisle bought Esme an island? (mumbles something about crazy rich vamps)
Edward: Let’s go skinny dipping! (runs off toward ocean)
Bella: Yay! Wait, doesn’t skinny dipping mean swimming completely naked? Oh well (run off toward ocean)
Bella and Edward are skinny dipping and doing what honeymooners do best
-Next morning-
Edward: I’m a terrible person!
Bella (wakes up): Why…wait. Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: Oh, I bit a unan or two.
Bella: Um, why?
Edward: Because they taste yumm—I mean, so I didn’t accidentally hurt you.
Bella: Too late for that! Look at these terrible bruises!
Edward and Bella argue for a good ten madami pages.
Edward: I’ll go make you breakfast!
Bella: Make it big! I’m STARVING!
Over the susunod few days, Bella and Edward scuba dive, swim with dolphins, rock climb, etc. Bella is exhausted and eats all the food. Then she has funny vamp dreams.
Bella: OMC!
Edward: What is it?
Bella: My period is five days late and my stomach has a slight but definite bump! I’m preggers!
Edward (gasp): But how? Don’t worry, Bella! Carlisle and I will get that thing out of you!
Bella: Oh he nudged me…wait! What did you say??
Bella steals Edward’s phone and dials.
Bella: Rosalieeeeee!!
Emmett: Um, no, this is Emmett, but I’ll get Rose.
Bella: Rosalieeeeeeeeeeee!!
Rosalie: Um, ok…..
Bella: I’m preggers! But Edward wants to kill our demon vamp child! You HAVE to help me!
TO BE CONTINUED...
