Jakes voice echoes from the other room. The sound of loud footsteps comes from the hall. My door is suddenly burst open and Uncle Emmett roughly lifts me up off the bed. I had been a sleep before he barged in my room so I still feel drowsy as my eyes drift close.
"What are you doing Uncle Emmett, put me down." I say sleepily. I lighlt bang my fist against his arm.
"I have been told to get you out of here." he says starting to go faster.
"By who?" I feel my stomache turn.
"Your husband."
"Why?" I stop hitting him and look up at his face.
"He sinabi something about a bilog of Bampira and getting you away from Forks, and thats exactly what I have to do."
"I don't understand why you need to get me away. I mean shouldn't this be the safest place?"
"Not exactly,when you have a bunch a Bampira after you. They won't even stay away from other Bampira protecting you." His voice was getting lower, I guess he senses danger.
"At least let me talk to Jake." I start to feel anger towards him. I wanted to set things straight that I was not going anywhere. I tryed to jump down and strangley he did not stop me. "What are you doing? Your just going to let me go talk to him?"
"In my experience you need to work out your problems sooner or later. Besides if you are as stubborn as your Aunt Rose than I better let you go." His sudden pleasure must have been from an old memmorie of his experiences with Aunt Rose.
"Thank you" I mouth as I walk to Jakes room.
"What are you doing Uncle Emmett, put me down." I say sleepily. I lighlt bang my fist against his arm.
"I have been told to get you out of here." he says starting to go faster.
"By who?" I feel my stomache turn.
"Your husband."
"Why?" I stop hitting him and look up at his face.
"He sinabi something about a bilog of Bampira and getting you away from Forks, and thats exactly what I have to do."
"I don't understand why you need to get me away. I mean shouldn't this be the safest place?"
"Not exactly,when you have a bunch a Bampira after you. They won't even stay away from other Bampira protecting you." His voice was getting lower, I guess he senses danger.
"At least let me talk to Jake." I start to feel anger towards him. I wanted to set things straight that I was not going anywhere. I tryed to jump down and strangley he did not stop me. "What are you doing? Your just going to let me go talk to him?"
"In my experience you need to work out your problems sooner or later. Besides if you are as stubborn as your Aunt Rose than I better let you go." His sudden pleasure must have been from an old memmorie of his experiences with Aunt Rose.
"Thank you" I mouth as I walk to Jakes room.
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the tumawid and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the tumawid and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.