1. Edward Cullen- There are some things money can’t buy. For all the rest there’s Edward Cullen.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … misayl proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but you can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge you to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Bampira are forever.
11. Only a vampire can pag-ibig you forever.
12. Everyone can bite but Bampira bite the best.
13. When you tell us to bite you, you might not wake up.
14. We take our hapunan seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. You wonder why you don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do you think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the tupa uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your puso out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have Aso to keep safe. I have Bampira to keep me safe.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … misayl proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but you can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge you to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Bampira are forever.
11. Only a vampire can pag-ibig you forever.
12. Everyone can bite but Bampira bite the best.
13. When you tell us to bite you, you might not wake up.
14. We take our hapunan seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. You wonder why you don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do you think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the tupa uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your puso out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have Aso to keep safe. I have Bampira to keep me safe.