A popular illustration of Catoast antigravity device (taken from uncyclopedia - creator did not provide his name)
Long-standing scientific theory holds that a combination of Murphy's Law ("if something bad can happen, it will"), Finagle's Corollary to Murphy's Law ("if a buttered piece of mag-ihaw is dropped, it will always land mantikilya side down") and the old saw that "a cat always lands on its feet" would result in either a perpetual motion device or a method of levitation involving a cat with buttered mag-ihaw strapped to its back. The theory goes that the two conditions ("the cat will land on its feet" and "the mag-ihaw will land on the butter") create a conundrum exception to physical laws, since both conditions...
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