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ZAYN MALIK'S GIANT ZITTIES ARE SENDING THE INTERNET INTO MELTDOWN
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Zayn Malik\'s been a bit quiet recently. We guessed he was just busy in the studio working on that new music of his, but it would seem he\'s actually been concentrating on growing his man boobs to all new heights and cup sizes.
Proving that his selfie game is still as strong as ever, Zehhhnnn posted a smokin\' hot new pic on Instagram last night - but while the world usually swoons his razor sharp jawline and sizzling smoulder, this time everyone\'s been sent into meltdown over his chesticles.
If you don\'t like zitties, you can either have zoobs, zectoral muscles, zubblies, zesticles, zunbags or zeasts. Just choose your fave, pal. Everybody needs a zussom for a pillow.
Seeing as Zayn\'s previously fairly unassuming chest is now bigger than most actual female boobs and could almost definitely fill a good C cup, the fandom lost its collective mind at the sight of Zayn\'s billowing zitties, and some of the reactions are actual gold.
The comment section of Zayn\'s Instagram was unashamedly thirsty af.
Twitter was having an equally sweaty reaction to the pic.
— Zayns halal hoe (@xoSeyda) November 8, 2015
— zayn ig comments (@zmcomments) November 9, 2015
It was obviously the perfect opportunity to get photoshopping. Zayntoria\'s Secret?
Zayn is also now everyone\'s perfect dick pic reply, which is handy.
i sent someone zayn\'s tits and they thought it was mine lmao pic.twitter.com/j53qDPy4QV
And yep, there\'s even a musical vine vid to illustrate this joyful day.
Thoughts on the newly massive Malik chest? Do you reckon everybody needs a zussom for a pillow? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.
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