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Humphrey one araw decided to work on his paliguan as the door is having problems. However, this time it may cost him his breath, and possibly his life to fix this one.


It had been happening for a few weeks, that damn paliguan closet. His landlord told him to fix it on his own so that's what he was going to do. Humphrey had a good paying job selling medical equipment but he did not want to spend several hundred dollars on a stupid thing like a broken shower. Humphrey loved fixing things all his life. He fixed the family dryer for his dad when he was a pup. He got a full tool set for his 17th birthday. Hell, he was good. So he decided to use his talent to get the job done. Kate had been also bitching at him to fix the damn thing. The paliguan had several problems. Sometimes the drain would clog, the door would siksikan shut and you were either trapped or locked out, and the paliguan would start suddenly and the dials would jam. Humphrey went through his supplies and went into his bathroom.

He opened the paliguan door, and stepped in. The door slammed shut. "Oh fucking great, seriously?" Humphrey said, trying to open the door. "FUCKING OPEN! KATE!" Humphrey cried. To his horror he remembered, his wife was on a retreat for the week. "Fuck, I can't break the glass. I don't have my phone here too. I'm stuck here." Humphrey said, he took a deep breath and sighed. He was ever so lonely ever since Kate went on that spa retreat. Humphrey suddenly felt a little naughty, thinking of Kate getting a backrub sa pamamagitan ng some hot lobo girl. "Oh yeah, then she would turn over." Humphrey said, thinking of the nasty things Kate would do on that trip. Suddenly, Humphrey's man hood began to grow. He had to do it, he was not going anywhere for a while. So he pulled his pants down and then had happy time.

After SASing the place, he cleaned it up with a medyas and put it in his pocket. Just when Humphrey was getting back to work, the paliguan turned on at full blast, and it would not go down the drain. "WHAT!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Humphrey screamed. He started banging on the glass, but it was soundproof, no one could hear him. The water was up to his knees. "Oh fuck I am going to drown in my own shower!" Humphrey cried. He tried everything, the water was rising higher, now it was up to his waist and almost his chest. Humphrey went under and tried unscrewing the drain, but he did not have the right screwdriver. "Fuck!" he screamed underwater. He was now floating. His hands were pressing against the ceiling. He was taking many breaths, hoping to get a good one if he went under. "Kate... I pag-ibig you... I'm sorry it had to end like this." Humphrey sinabi as the water went over his head. Humphrey could hold his breath for a long time. He was on the varsity swim team in high school and college. Humphrey let small bits of air out at a time and saw them trickle to the ceiling. He then got an idea. He swam up and tried breathing those bubbles of air and regaining breath. It worked only for a little while before he was struggling again. He began making gurgled noises and grunts underwater. He was running out of breath.

Meanwhile, Kate was returning tahanan early from her retreat. She decided one araw was enough. She opened the door to hear the paliguan running. "Oh, hes in the shower." Kate said, heading toward's the bathroom. Humphrey passed out, his last bubbles of air had escaped from his muzzle and his eyes shut. Kate opened the door to see her mate drowning. "OH MY GOD! HUMPHREY!" Kate screamed. She ran to the paliguan door and yanked as hard as she could. It was no use. She kept pulling even if it hurt her arm. She kept pulling until the door opened and the water poured out. Humphrey opened his eyes and looked at his mate. "Let's call that plumber." He said. Kate laughed. "Oh Humphrey!" Kate said, halik him.


The end!


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Humphrey: Ugh... where am I? my head hurts.. He'd turn his head and see that he was laying on a bed... As he got up a sound had disturbed him, It must've been coming from the lounge room, Humphrey was foolish in fist fighting, As he peaked his head over the corner, he'd...
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It was a pleasant araw for our paborito lobo pack. Kate and Humphrey have sprung up a litter of nine pups in addition to the ones they already have. From oldest to youngest, the pups were named: Bo, Clint, K.J., Lil' Hump, Claire, Bell, Tess, Jazz, and Swagger.

Three months later....

Those same pups have progressed so quickly since their birth (as all mga lobo do.) They have began to run amok all over the United lobo Pack. They have driven their mother Kate crazy. Their father, Humphrey tried to settle them down many times, to no avail. Thier older siblings, Claudette, Smokey, and Runt have taken...
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*Driving limo* NICK: YOU IDIOT JUDY WE WILL DIE IN THIS EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Judy: Shut the heck up we will get through this! Nick: WATCH OUT THE FREEWAY! Judy: AHHHHHHHHH *Roof scrapes sa pamamagitan ng freeway and car makes it through* Nick: BUILDING WATCH OUT! *Building crushes Randy's Donuts* Judy: A PARKING LOT! Nick: No noonononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Motor noise and smashes glass* Nick: *screaming* *Car smashes out of building* Judy: THE AIRPORT IS AHEAD Nick: What? WE WONT MAKE THAT FREAKING JUMP I TOLD YOU WE WILL DIE! Judy: Oh no we wont IF THIS LIMO CAN DRIVE WE WILL MAKE IT!
*Switches to 3rd Gear* Nick & Judy: *screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Lilly and Garth were eating hapunan shortly after Kate and Humphrey were back from their vacation '' Why thanks for this tasty meat '' smiles Lilly '' why thanks Lilly '' Garth says '' You have to admit this is pretty tasty '' sinabi Garth About 3 minutos Lilly looks up a Garth '' Garth ! '' Lilly says '' yeah '' sagot Garth " i want to tell you something '' Lilly looks at him serious . '' what is it '' Garth asks '' i want pups ! " Garth looks '' Lilly you didn't ask me all this time !'' yells a happy Garth he looks at Lilly a few pups is all we need Lilly leaps ''Garth ! '' she yells ''yes that is all we need '' she nuzzles his chest

2 months later 3 pups were born : Joey Lisa and Riley