"You know I had no idea this "beards" relationship would consist of free rides and free smoothies." Santana sinabi sipping her ubas ilas na manliligaw in Blaine's car.

Blaine laughed, "Well let's just say I want this to be enjoyable for both of us as well as fake." He started the car and they pulled into McKinley High's parking lot. He pulled his keys out of the ignition and turned to look at Santana, "Do you really think we should do this?"

"What do you mean?" Santana sinabi as she re-penciled her eyebrows in the rearview mirrors of Blaine's car.

"I mean," Blaine began, "Deceiving Kurt and Brittany? Is that...

Santana Lopez sat at her usual mesa in her paborito restaurant, Breadstix. Earlier that araw she had asked the dorky, idiotic- and clearly gay- Blaine Anderson to meet her here. She had a master plan and she knew Blaine would agree to it and call it brilliant, like she already knew it was.

"Hey Santana," came Blaine's voice, he still had his Dalton uniform on; he must have just gotten back from school. "I'm so sorry I'm late it's just I got all involved in-"

Santana held up a hand, "Save it. We have business to take care of." Blaine gave her a confused glance but then slid into the bench of the...

Santana rubbed her eyes which were crusty from crying all night. She let out a deep breathe and tried to collect herself while she tapped her fingers on her leg. She looked at her kulay-rosas alarm clock which read 5:30 A.M. She let out an exasperated breathe, knowing it was much too early to be awake. That was when she saw the bouquet of mga rosas Blaine had ibingiay her last night. She fell back on her unan and quickly wiped away a few tears before they fell. Once madami she sat up, yawned, and jumped out of bed. She walked into the bathroom and turned on the shower's water. She felt like she was hung-over,...