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BACK WITH DASH:

"Ohh... My head" Dash groaned, already hung over, and it has only been a few minutos sense she was spared sa pamamagitan ng the that weird Irish stranger.

"You okay Mrs?" came a sudden voice.

Dash looked over to see a young looking, red haired girl.

"Who are you?" Dash asked.

"Kate McReary" the girl replied.

"I'm Dash Lucia.. But I'm not really in a talking mind, if you don't mind" Dash replied, not feeling like meeting anybody today.

"Oh come on Mrs Dash.. It's not very often I get to hang with with another girl" Kate sinabi playfully.

"Well look somewhere else Kate.. That Irish guy should of killed me" Dash said.

"Packie?.. You mean my brother Packie?" Kate asked.

"Probably.. I don't care what his name was.. He made a mistake not killing me" Dash replied, ipinapakita how deeply depressed she is.

"Ohh.. Your just like my brothers? Why you all have to be so miserable?" Kate laughed.

However, Kate soon stopped laughing, after hearing Dash tells her puso breaking story of her family being dead, and she feels nobody gives a damn rather she lives her dies.

"Man.. You DO need a friend" Kate sinabi sadly.

"I don't have time for that crap" Dash said, starting to leave but Kate ran up to her, saying they should hang out together.

"(sighs).. Fine, my car's over here" Dash said, leading Kate to her blue BMW.

Kate opened one of the doors and a large amount of empty beers fell out.

"Jesus" Kate thought out loud.

"What?" Dash asked.

"N -Nothing" Nervously replied.

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"So... How about a bar?" Dash offered.

"Umm.. (looks at all the bottles surrounding the car) Probably not" Kate replied.

"Fine.. What about Burger shot?" Dash asked.

"Not a fast pagkain fan.. But sure, guess it'll be okay" Kate replied.

Dash replied with "Great bec-.. (car pulls in front of her). (sudden anger as she rolls down the window) HEY! OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE!.. (throws bottle at the car) BITE ME!.. (suddenly calm again as she looks at Kate) so you want some music?"
#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if you allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other you like Purge or not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the segundo one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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video
tatro
1:
QUESTION: How do you hide a boner?
ANSWER: You get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in pag-ibig with your dog?
ANSWER: You need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 taon old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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#1: kulay-rosas Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE pader album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between kulay-rosas and a telephone operator, as kulay-rosas twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how kulay-rosas learns that his wife...
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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"


How do I ask a tanong on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"


How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"


Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"


Can you lose your virginity if you fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With pag-ibig and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...
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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were you followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a ligtas bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered you bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck you ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...
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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that estola Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, you mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. Or I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't you just get Nawawala before I call my boys over here and MAKE you lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short sa pamamagitan ng Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. You crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short sa pamamagitan ng pressing his...
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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...
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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good mga kaibigan (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, or can be bought from the XBox Store....
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#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little parang buriko and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people pag-ibig these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this tagahanga base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...


#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...
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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As you expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes you hate Lilly....
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I sinabi it.. (sits and waits for the haters)








#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..


#6: parang buriko MUSIC VIDEOS:
No comments..


#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the ipakita itself.
As even though...
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I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even madami for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like pagbaba them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when you think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...
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#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed sa pamamagitan ng Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...
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#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't madami badass than his scream voice..


#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's palamigan when their not..


#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the listahan from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..


#4: tupa OF GOD:
I am not a tagahanga of tupa of God.
Their too death...
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#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted sa pamamagitan ng two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their mga kaibigan find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta pag-ibig that.....
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#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Nawawala that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry you can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..