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Twilight Timeline

added by nuxi

Source: Reasoning With Bampira Tumblr

this was posted to illustrate that B&E had only been dating 10 days when Bella woke up in the hospital

litrato

twilight

edward cullen

bella sisne

unhealthy relationship

forks

stephenie meyer

jejehhwhw, lil_lycanthrope and 9 others like this

Mistvieh Lol, I love that that's the only retort so far. That's awesome.

alexajaye I believe in love at first sight, but the length of time in which Edward and Bella become devoted to each other is a little preposterous. But that's just my opinion.

CalantheRose ...Wow. I knew they fell in lust quickly, but not that quickly!

Lunalovely It was only 10 DAYS!! WTF!! Okay, I know they went fast and shit, but THAT fast? Oh no, if some asshole got me in danger because some random vamp wanted to kill me because I was with him, and I only dated him for 10 DAYS then i would be OUT! I'm sorry, but I've read enough books that show that if I get in danger for being near this one person, then I'll ALWAYS be in danger by being near that person. Cedric Diggory knows.

AlmostGenius See that flying past your window? It's my last respect for the book. Notice how tiny it already is? (I totally respect the fans, just not the book.)

cassie-1-2-3 This is completely inaccurate.

DraculaPWNS ^ Is it? Seriously, show me how this is wrong.

DraculaPWNS In Harry Potter, if you count all the minor details like meyerpire baseball, you can probably make it at least 80x bigger, and that`s just the first book.

cassie-1-2-3 Well, first of all, They spent longer than one night in the hotel. Bella was constantly falling asleep, and waking up. Sometimes the sun was up, another time it was down, then it was up again. She was there long enough to where her sleep pattern reversed. Common sense would tell you that they were there for longer than one day, considering how the sun rose and set more than once. That's only one example. I really don't feel like going through the book and correcting everything else.

bri-marie Bella meets Edward on the first day of school (Monday). The "next day" (pg 29) (Tuesday) Edward isn't there (pg 30). "The rest of the week" (pg 37) is uneventful for Bella. By "Friday" (pg 37), Bella is able to recognize almost everyone. And "Edward Cullen didn't come back to school" (pg 37). On "Monday" (pg 38), Edward is back in school (pg 40). Edward is gone for an entire week, not one day.

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The Real Reason Bella "Couldn't" Get Over Edward

posted by nuxi

aagh! I accidentally deleted this when I was trying to edit it. here it is again with a new title:

Bella could have gotten over Edward in New Moon and even had a real relationship with Jacob in time, but she wouldn't let herself. She felt that moving on would diminish or discredit her twu wuv with Edward and the pain she felt after he left. She wants to believe she can't get over it because she wants to believe that what they had was extraordinary, not like any other teenage romance. She wants to believe no one else in the world can relate to what she's going through. She was alone because she...

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Edward Body unan

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12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

posted by sapherequeen

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete mga asong lobo have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...

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10 Reasons No Sane Person Would petsa Edward Cullen (watch Supernatural instead)

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video

twilight

edward cullen

funny

criticism

critical analysis

bella sisne

stephenie meyer

Bampira

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Why we Antis pag-ibig our Pro spot members

posted by Mermaid-Tail

I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about or have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable or hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see fans feeling left out, singled out or wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...

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Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov kills the cullens

posted by vampiressJazz

i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's paborito cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are you doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of paborito books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are you destroying my books?" he asked sternly...

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What I Don't Really Like About Bella sisne

posted by Bella_Swan3

I used to be a die-hard Twilight fan. (see my username. Damn I wish I'd chosen ANYTHING else sometimes.)

I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella sisne is a Mary Sue.

As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight fans didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".

I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking you back. You left me crying in a forest, and you think I'll just come running back to you? You wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."

I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella sisne was kind of 2-Dimensional.

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Dexter morgan meets Bella and Edward

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Bella sisne as a heroine should be illegal

posted by bendaimmortal

I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role mga model ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape or form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in pag-ibig with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...

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Twilight Vs. Harry Potter: A Breakdown

posted by shieldmaiden

Credit: Very Demotivational

I felt a compelling need to write this artikulo because recently I have found myself madami constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much madami awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give you all the evidence you will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight tagahanga trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...

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Are the accusations of Meyer 'stealing' plot ideas fair?

posted by Mermaid-Tail

OMG she totally estola that mansanas from Adam and Eve!!!

OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!

The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...

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Rob sagot the tanong 'Who is better for Bella?'

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1:57-2:44 Have I sinabi how much I pag-ibig this man?

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interview

bagong buwan

robert pattinson

jacob black

edward cullen

bella sisne

jacob and bella

edward and bella

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Twilight VS. Bampira

added by bendaimmortal

Source: sa pamamagitan ng BratPrinceFan at DeviantArt

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Various Twilight stuff

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Source: http://www.forksforum.com/twilight

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Bampira don't...

posted by Dragonsphere

Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...

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Too furious for words... *Sorry, this is just a walang tiyak na layunin rant*

posted by sapherequeen

Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long nakaraan and I noticed this one tanong I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" or something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the madami kamakailan ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid tanong to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just alisin this question, because I posted it a taon nakaraan and don't even recall the reasons why it was...

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rant about Bella sisne

posted by anna0789

hi this is my first rant ever hope you like it

im a twilight tagahanga but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when you first read the book you have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in pag-ibig with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if you concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters you will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...

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What's so great about Robert Pattinson!?

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob madami so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased sa pamamagitan ng crazed tagahanga girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...

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An artikulo from a Twilight tagahanga

posted by laureng114

First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this artikulo is to explain the point of view of a Twilight tagahanga that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, Bampira are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off sa pamamagitan ng saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight fans making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. sa pamamagitan ng uneducated I mean fans that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...