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Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I pag-ibig you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so you have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the pag-ibig of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, you sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 taon olds and 17 taon olds...
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