....Well this is awkward
The two good faries had already ibingiay Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and sinabi her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. minutos later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then reyna Leah took a segundo look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... reyna Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.
15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw you in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the burol at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later sa pamamagitan ng Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice isda to eat*
But rocks are so last century!
This is what I think Merida's princess listahan would be if she were tagahanga of Disney Princesses. We will never know for certain what Merida's princess listahan would be, but we can make general assumptions. I think while some of you may not agree with every placement, the general ranking of who would be at the bottom, middle , and tuktok of her listahan will be the same in all of our opinions:) Thanks to wavesurf for helping me out!
10. Aurora
Predictably, Merida wouldn't have a taste for the classic princesses. Aurora would likely be in last place. Merida's main gripe against Aurora would be that she let...
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10. Aurora
Predictably, Merida wouldn't have a taste for the classic princesses. Aurora would likely be in last place. Merida's main gripe against Aurora would be that she let...
You can call this an artikulo to defend the princesses. Not only Classic DPs, other princesses probably get a lot of hate on any false statement. Those misconceptions which people tend to hate some DPs about, aren’t entirely true btw.
Snow White – Backboneless
Umm, some people do say this at times. Just because she was in distress and was rescued sa pamamagitan ng a man, doesn’t mean she’s backboneless. Okay, fans might blame her for overacting and being afraid of some trees, but that isn’t timid. Some people have a mental disorder called Nyctohylophobia, that is the fear of trees. So, facing...
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Snow White – Backboneless
Umm, some people do say this at times. Just because she was in distress and was rescued sa pamamagitan ng a man, doesn’t mean she’s backboneless. Okay, fans might blame her for overacting and being afraid of some trees, but that isn’t timid. Some people have a mental disorder called Nyctohylophobia, that is the fear of trees. So, facing...
by: Sparklefairy375
It's been 4 years since I last made a princess listahan and I feel that it needs an update. Unlike my earlier duration on fanpop where I could never keep my listahan constant, my listahan has stayed pretty much consistent over time since my original departure. It's difficult for me to make paborito princess lists, not because of being so negatively opinionated, but actually because I genuinely like all of the princesses.
11. Rapunzel
Rapunzel has a quality I find frustrating and regrettably common in modern heroines- she's endearingly quirky. It irks me because I think there is a societal...
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11. Rapunzel
The Pisces
Rapunzel has a quality I find frustrating and regrettably common in modern heroines- she's endearingly quirky. It irks me because I think there is a societal...
Ready for your second Disco Party?
Yes, THESE designs.
I actually got this idea from disnerdtobe, who got this idea from anukriti, and I actually want to do the same, since I have a lot of princesses I relate to. That being said, this will be very hard, but keep in mind, these are princesses I myself relate to. It is also set up a little differently than disnerdtobe's
Not Relatable
Making up a majority of this part of the listahan are Golden Era princesses. I think they were relatable to the girls in their time period which I think is why I personally don't relate to them. That isn't to say that there aren't people who relate to these princesses-...
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Not Relatable
Making up a majority of this part of the listahan are Golden Era princesses. I think they were relatable to the girls in their time period which I think is why I personally don't relate to them. That isn't to say that there aren't people who relate to these princesses-...
