The little mermaid - Ariel and Eric - I'm not that girl (wicked)

“It’s no good, Kida,” Jane sighed. “We’ll never get into the Princess section.”
“Which part of Princess Kida do they not understand?” she frowned, watching the children gather around the nine figures in the centre of the street.
“Well, technically, you’re a Queen,” Jane sighed. “But our films aren’t successful enough to ever be called Princess movies. Mulan isn’t a Princess but she’s bringing in the riches. That’s how it works.”
“But Tarzan did rather well!” Meg lifted an eyebrow. “Which is madami than can be sinabi for my ‘blockbuster’.”
“Consider yourselves...

Chapter One

"Why must dis happen? Why why why?"
"Whatchya talkin bout Cwabby?"
Sebastian the alimasag turned to the two mice before him. "Every taon I'm all set and ready to retire. And every taon someting comes up dat makes me wait on and on to do dat!" he groaned. "It's always de same thing...babysitting de girls!"
"No worry, Cwabby. We'll help ya!" Jaq, one of the mice declared.
"Uh, yup!" the madami chubby one, Gus, added.
"Sides, isn't dere some magic guy comin ta help, too?" Jaq asked.
Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the rodents. "It's called a Genie."
"Did someone call me?" a voice exclaimed. Then,...

Note: I am not obsessed with Selena Gomez.
Other note: I know I missed some stuff and that this is an extremely shortened version. I performed this with some friends, and we didn't have enough people to do all seven dwarfs. So all there is is Grumpy.

Scene 1- The reyna consults her magic mirror.
Queen-Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?
Mirror-That's easy! Selena Gomez!
Queen- OTHER THAN HER!
Mirror- Then...hmm...Taylor Swift.
Queen- Why??
Mirror-According to the August issue of J-14 magazine, Selena Gomez was found the prettiest in a vote of 342 people.
Queen-Well, Selena Gomez...

Ariana stared at ....Harold (she was going to have to get used to calling a alimasag a self-given name) for a quick moment. Then she burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, no seriously." She said, laughing hysterically. She clutched her sides and continued to laugh, almost to the point of mania.
But Harold stared at her, dead-pan. "I'm serious, Ariana. You're a mermaid, and I can pr-"
"Stop it." Ariana said, still laughing, but a suprising stab of anger cut her laughter short. She began to look around her, bending down, peeking under the boardwalk. She stood back up.
"Okay, where are the hidden...

It's pasko morning they had no pasko puno they have only apples to eat but to the story.

"Merry pasko everyone get up I wanna give all of you your presents" sinabi Cinderella

They all got up and went to get the presents, Sinderella wanted to be the first to give her mga kaibigan their presents.

"Chief I got you a brush so I can brush your lovely main and tail. Bruno I got you a karneng hiniwa with a bone in it. Jaq I got you some cheese, and Christopher I got you a....." sinabi Cinderella

"WAIT! Cinderelly we got you something, we got you a rose it was the last one in the hole woods. We saw it and thought...

    Prince Bartholomew bent down one knee and without hesitation, he began to sing:
    "Fair princess, would you be mine? Your beauty makes me feel warmer than sunshine. And I can't live another araw without you-"
    Princess gisantes interrupted. "Yeah, um, hold that thought for a second, would you?" gisantes turned to her mother. "Is he serious?"
    "Quite," replied Annalynne.
    "I see you're not the romantic duet type," Bartholomew observed. "Alas, you are so beautiful that I am unbothered sa pamamagitan ng this quirk....

The princess are almost to the kastilyo and are as ready as they will ever be. However out story is not about them today it's about the princes. "So what do we do just stay here until we die" sinabi Aladdin. "What else can we do there's no way out" sinabi Naveen. "Yeah it's hopeless but we need to find a way out" sinabi Eric. "I must find Snow White my princess my love" sinabi Henry(Snow White's prince). "I must find Aurora she needs me that beautiful helpless princess needs me" sinabi Philip. "You need to give them madami credit my Sinderella was weak but later became madami tough and my princess" sinabi Christopher(Cinderella's...

It's a new morning the princesses are learning to fight everyday even Snow White and Aurora but Mulan who is not really a princess is sad. "What's wronge Mulan is everything alright" asked Belle. "Yeah I'm just upset a little" Mulan. "Do you wanna talk about it" asked Ariel. "No not really" sinabi Mulan. So the princesses tried to find out what's wronge with her and try to cheer her up. "What's wronge Mulan you can tell us anything" sinabi Cinderella. "I'm not a princess" sinabi Mulan. "So what's so bad about that" asked Jasmine. "Well there are supose to be nine princesses not eight and I'm not...

    With repetitive thuds, Gaston, Lady Tremaine, LeFou, and Lady Tremaine’s daughters and Pusa fell onto the book. But they were not on the book anymore. They seemed to be trapped in the book pages.
    “Mother, why do you have to take us down here?” Anastasia moaned at Lady Tremaine.
    “Because,” Lady Tremaine declared with an instant grin. “Down here is where the reyna of Hearts lies, and we can take over Wonderland with an invasion of her kingdom, and even if she has the slightest possibility of resistance, Gaston has...