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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! YOU threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like tusino and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont you fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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posted by laura1233214
Just one look at Bud Nelson is enough to tell you that he was the greatest dog who ever lived. He’s an old-timey dog wearing goggles in a scratchy black-and-white photo—if he hadn’t existed, he would have been dreamed up for a steampunk novel or Bioshock game. The human in the litrato is Bud Nelson’s owner, a doctor called Horatio Nelson. Horatio was the first man to tumawid America sa pamamagitan ng car in the taon 1903, with his hilariously named co-driver Sewall K. Crocker and, of course, Bud. That made Bud the first dog to tumawid the United States sa pamamagitan ng car.At the time, the automobile was still in its...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 taon old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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Pet mga manliligaw can agree that inside every good dog is a great dog. Passionate pet owners now have the chance to ipakita the shining examples of what makes their dog so incredible for the chance to have their winning video featured in an upcoming Purina Pro Plan commercial. Learn madami about the great dog video contest sa pamamagitan ng watching this video: link

Whether your dog is a flying disc champion, a reliable running companion or a therapy soother, all Aso achieve greatness in their own unique way. The grand prize winner who best captures the inherent greatness within their dog will have their winning video...
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posted by adavila
 he looks like this only sadder
he looks like this only sadder
NOOOOOO my dog is very sick he hasn´t been eating since this morning and he vomited like 4 times so I took him to the vet the first time he vomited and he told me not to give him water nor pagkain for 24 hours but he looks very very thirsty. The vet also told me to give him some medicine but the last pill my dog threw it up I´m very worried because my dog is like very cool and his like my companion you know I dont want him to die from dyhidration darn I have to wait until tomorrow to see what happens darn it
posted by kcano
my dog roscoe is a basset hound with 1 brown skin around the eye,black dots,brown dots and a kulay-rosas spot on tuktok of the nose dosent bark at all not fat and an eliphant but lol if u seen u would lol.spanky is a funny name but he is a surviver.he survived parvo.(a dog disese)and he is a rottrilier so thats all my dogs.my rats name is jerry.yes its from tom and jerry.thes a hooded rat,well my friend told me that,his head is black and he has black dots on him.he was my snakes pagkain but she didnt eat him so hes r pet since he was a ratling.i have a snake thats named kristal and is a gray banded king snake(which is funny cuz my snakes a girl) anyways,thats all my pet.i had some Aso that died and coupil of iguanas some birds and some snakes 2 and a turtal named kc and a isda named kc also.thats all thx 4 pagbaba if u liked it give me sime pagpaparangal plz thx
posted by star2894
The colar of the Golden Retriever's amerikana has made it one of the most popular breeds. This breed is responsive to training and needs plenty of exercise. This dog can make a great family companion. This breed was most likely bred from crossings of a yellow Flat-coated Retriever and a Tweed Water Spaniel, with other breeds such as the Irish Setter, Labrador, and Bloodhound introduced later. Until the 1920s the breed was called the Golden Flat-coat. Other names for the Golden Retriever are the Yellow Retriever and the Russian Retriever.
 My dog, Fetch. (Isn't he cute?)
My dog, Fetch. (Isn't he cute?)
This is a poem I wrote for my dog when I was twelve years old. He's a dumb but adorable black lab named Fetch (even though he DOESN'T fetch) and he used to get into all sorts of trouble. It took my mom four years to finally get to like him. He's 8 years old now...and still as puppyish as ever!

You shed black hair
But I don't care.
You run away
But that's okay.
You're a dull-headed kind
But I don't mind -
'Cause you're my dog.

You beg at the table
Whenever you're able.
You track mud on the floor
Then you track in some more.
Oh the mischief you do!
But I still pag-ibig you -
'Cause you're my dog.
posted by NCISGIBBS
A few years back, some dedicated Animal Cops came upon a disturbing neglect case that took place in Texas. An animal owner tied their three Aso to a fence where they could not reach pagkain or water. When the Animal bayani came to the house, they found the three Aso tied up to the fence sa pamamagitan ng a chain leash and were extremely emaciated. All of the Aso were puppies. They put 2 of the Aso in the car with pagkain and water, but, sadly, as they came upon the third dog, they realized, help came to late for him. He had died because his owner kept the Aso outside in 108 degrees weather. They took the other...
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 Dolly
Dolly
Recently I wrote a book about a dog. It is the life story of a stray dog, the struggles she faces, and her hopes for survival that keep her going. She is an American Eskimo Dog named Dolly who is born in the forest. She grows up learning the ways of the forest and how to survive, but when she sees a human house nearby, she gets curious and visits it. She was always told before she left the kamalig to stay away from the houses, but Dolly did not think they were bad. Dolly does not think it is bad until she is taken to a vet clinic.
Nawawala in this new world, she is confused and she just wants to...
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posted by keninv
George is in the Gines Book of World Records for a reason. This Great Dane is the largest dog in the world.

He made it into the book because he is over 7 ft tall and weighs 245 pounds. He is the 'Greatest Dane' around!Just think about how much George eats per day! His owner, David Nasser, has to feed him about 110 lbs. of chow each month.

Can you imagine what a stir he causes when David takes George for a walk in the neighborhood? One thing is fore sure, none of the other Aso are sure to mess with him. When you are a dog as big as Giant George, other pups ipakita some respect!
posted by NCISGIBBS
A few years ago, I had a sweet, small dog named Heidi. She was a corgi/border koli mix. She looked like a border koli but was the size of a corgi. Unfortunately, she died. She lived a very, very long life though. Sadly, most of her life, she was miserable, until she came to my family. Before she came to us, she went to 3 families, all of which beat her up which made her blind. When she came to our house, my parents were just fostering her. You could tell how they hurt her because she was always afraid of brooms and scooters. That could just have been because she was blind, but it could...
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posted by laura1233214
There are plenty of stories of Aso who stood vigil for dead masters for years afterward. Among the most well-known loyal Aso were Hachiko, from Japan, and Greyfriars Bobby, from Scotland. Hachiko and Greyfriars Bobby have had numerous books and even films made about them. But the loyal dog who was most famous during his own lifetime is probably the least well-known. Fido was born in Italy sometime during World War II. He was found on the verge of death sa pamamagitan ng a kiln worker who took him tahanan and nursed him back to health. And for this, he’d have Fido’s unwavering loyalty for the rest of his...
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posted by 220340
people are so mean to dogs. lots of people kill Aso for meat. that is so cruel. people give Aso so little of pagkain and not alot of puwang for them to run. people hang Aso till they are dead. that is mean! i pag-ibig Aso and other people pag-ibig then too! what do people think they are when they kill dogs!?! it is just so mean and cruel! who knows how many Aso people kill each day, mouths, and years! people should never never never kill a dog! it is just so mean and cruel! it should be a law that NO ONE can change! it should be PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER KILL ANY ANIAMAL! CATS, DOGS, FISH, WE SHAW NEVER KILL THEM! and if someone kills any aniamal, they should get arrested! i hate to see Aso die, or any animal die. it is sad, mean, and cruel to kill dogs! people should stop it right away! also people make them aggressive before thay kill them! SO MEAN!
 cute and furry never kill them
cute and furry never kill them
posted by nikaitla
You will need
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* mani butter
* savoury dog treats
* hard cheese (i.e cheddar)
* yoghurt
* mansanas of saging or carrots
* home-made chicken stock


what to do
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when you have to leave him/her tahanan alone,keep your dog harmlessly entertained (and out of dustbin) sa pamamagitan ng filling a hollow rubber toy with some treats. try some of these.....

1. layer the toy with mani mantikilya and a small savoury dog treats and freeze overnight.

2. plug the small hole with a peice of hard cheese , then fill the rubber kong with plain yoghurt and small chunks of mansanas and saging or carrot . freeze overnight.

3. plug the small hole with a peice of hard cheese , then stand at the kong in a cup or bowl and fill with home-made chicken stock and freeze overnight - this makes a low caloie ice lolly!


these fillings can be used in empty marrow Buto too.
posted by thesimpleleaf
Boo!
My friend got a new tuta dog over the weekend. It was a little Malamute too! He was only young and excited. And within a week they had already got rid of him! Why? Just because he had bit her on the toe! It was only a little scratch and it didn't bleed. I thought they'd keep him cause they've already got like, 5 dogs! But no! They got rid of him. Seriously?! They've also got about 20 lizards and snakes. They've never put one of their snakes down just because it bit them! I just hope the little tuta is OK and they haven't put him to sleep...
Aso are abused every single day, why you may ask? Because most dog owners are evil adults who think they can get a dog to do whatever they want the dog to do. Well, i'm here to say that that we need to stop dog bullying! Aso get abused over 71%! Don't you think that this is wrong? because i do. Aso are not slaves, they are like us, free to do whatever they want (except going potty in the house of course) So we need to stop being mean to our beloved mga hayop and treat them like friends. In our store called dog ......., some of the Aso are actually scared with the humans becuase they think they are going to get hit like the nakaraan owner, but with our kind and loving employees they know that they will get loved and they become happy. we need to start filling this word with Happy dogs!!! give a big thumbs up and leave a comment below if you agree with this article!

(if you have a different option than go ahead and share it with us! i pag-ibig hearing other's options in stories.)
posted by jacob4ever57
Hi am a big dog lover and i can't stand it when i see an abused animal!!
it is sooooooooooo sad!! How can people hurt pour little mga hayop when they haven't done anything to hurt us and all they want is love???
some people make me very ANGRY! My family adopted a dog and he was abandoned on the streets sa pamamagitan ng the people before us and he got hit sa pamamagitan ng a car!! he is 14 years old and i pag-ibig him very much. I wish people would grow up too because i watch animal cops and some teenagers set a dog ON apoy because they thought it was FUNNY!! HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO CRUEL???!!! I hate people like that and they need...
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posted by yoki96
 Hachikō
Hachikō
Hachikō (born November 10, 1923–March 8, 1935), known in Japanese as chūken Hachikō (忠犬ハチ公?, "faithful dog Hachikō" ('hachi' meaning 'eight', a number referring to the dog's birth order in the litter, and 'kō,' meaning prince or duke)), was an Akita dog born on a farm near the city of Ōdate, Akita Prefecture, remembered for his loyalty to his owner, even many years after his owner's death.

In 1924, Hidesaburō Ueno, a professor in the agriculture department at the unibersidad of Tokyo took in Hachikō as a pet. During his owner's life Hachikō greeted him at the end of the day...
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