fans of PoM Article: Evil Genius Chapter 36

posted by 67Dodge

"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can you believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, or just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope you realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The Kid sighed.

"We can fuck on their corpse, Red, let's just kill someone.."

He blushed madly.

"Why fahk on their body when we can do it all over da dayum flooooor~?"

"Because you'd stop me from doing what I pag-ibig most!"

"Nuh Uh, you pag-ibig me most, so you be doin' me, so you be doin' what you pag-ibig most!"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Ya"

"No"

"Yus," Red smiled.

"Red, I've had sex every night this past month~" The Kid's frown nor goggles didn't hide his blush.

"And what's wrong with that~?" Red asked.

The Kid sighed even louder.

"The forbidden prutas begins to taste dull when it has ran its course. You can eat from the puno against the law of justice until it has become so commonplace that it loses its appeal, sex ends up becoming a task, or duty of sorts..."

Red got to her feet.

"Fine, would you like a chastity sinturon with that?"

"I'm no fucking stiff!" The Kid screamed.

"Then why act like it?"

"I'M TIRED OF SEX! EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD! CAN'T A MAN JUST KILL HIMSELF ALREADY?!"

Red retreated back a bit.

"Hon, why would you wanna do that?"

"Because I loooove the ideaaa~"

"Why."

"Why not...?"

"Because then I'd have no one I'd want to get close to to be close to..." Red sighed.

"Men need space."

"Women need to make decisions!"

"No, they need to shut up and give men space."

"You aren't a man."

"Oh~ A-Am I pretty~?" the Kid blushed.

"Gender confused?"

"Just confused..."

Red rolled her eyes.

"Whatevs, I'll just let ya kill whenever, but as soon as you're done, we'll have anal," Red stated.

"Red, I hope you realize that penguins don't have anal cavities, just the one."

Red paused.

"....Are you fucken kidding?"

"No."

"The fuck, why?"

"Because we don't need them."

"Why."

The Kid shrugged, beginning to straddle Red's chest.

"Nature's a little asong babae I guess..."

Red blushed, the Kid then gave her a peck on the cheek.

"Ooh~"

"Somebody's having a great time, let's keep going~"

"Hon, can I ask sumfing?"

"What."

"Don't kill yourself, when you're bored of murder, just pick up another alias and we'll flee, sa pamamagitan ng the sea, or somewhere."

The Kid sighed.

"I'll think about it~" The Kid wrapped his flippers around Red's waist.

"Okey Dokey."

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The History Of Two (Part 16)

posted by SgtSkipper

The kampanilya Tolls
"Ay, Mr stinky penguin!" Julien yelled.
Maurice seemed nervous as now up close, he realised it was a robot.
MS looked around confusedly. *Who's this? Who's he talking to? What does he want?*
"Hey! I am talking to you! That stupid raccoon has stolen my crown and as my peoples, it is your duty to go get it!" Julien demanded, pointing to the zoo entrance.
"King Julien, are you sure that he-" Maurice started but was swiftly cut off.
"Would you like to fetch the royal crown?" He asked and Maurice merely sighed and shook his head dismissively. "No your majesty..."
"Then what are you waiting...

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The History Of Two (Part 14)

posted by SgtSkipper

Change Of Scenery
Bandit watched them go then turned to face the robot, still smirking from his accomplishments.
"I think I win" He gloated, Bandit was far from impressed and drew her daggers.
"What's going on huh?" She asked slyly "What's going on in that little head of yours? Emotion?"
The robot recoiled from the comment. "I... I feel no emotion!" He yelled back, taking his stance once again.
"Well, you certainly seem happy with yourself. I'd say that's an emotion, wouldn't you? Oh, not that you'd know..." She trailed off, blatantly trying to confuse him.
MS' mind was nothing madami than wires...

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posted by Mockinjay1400

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translation: i m Pagsulat this in code. can you understand? i may take longer to write sentences, but once you get it, its easy!!!
plus the reporting ppl wont get it and could't ulat us!!! maybe im wrong. but some of us think we should!

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My Presidental Speech. :3 <By Rhayne>

posted by 1Amberpet

I just want to make a small speech of my appreciations of my mga kaibigan and what I will do as my terms of president if I get elected. I don't care if I don't become the president, but I will still do the things that I stated. =)

*Clears throat* I've been on Fanpop for about almost two years now. So I really have met a bunch of caring friends. There have been some upside down events with trolling and with harsh words from people you thought you knew. But I say, those people are not important in your life, and neither are their harsh words. I learned this from my past two years of going to counseling...

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Surprises (A SpicePenguin13 Fanfiction)

posted by SpicePenguin13

Peyton was always the shy type. She had never ever had a bad thought about anyone though. She always had liked everyone and never thought anything was wrong. She spent her life like there wasn't a care in the world. Until one araw something happened. A young boy just a little bit shorter than her walked into her life.

She always never considered herself truly in pag-ibig with someone. Not the friend kind of love, but the pag-ibig that you enjoy. Someone to talk to, and it always made her shyer no matter how much she thought of it.

“Hi.” She greeted the ibong dagat with short spiky feathers on tuktok of...

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Campfire- Part 4

posted by Tressa-pom

Campfire Part 4

Scene 1- Camp Evening

Amber, Dina, Mya and Catherina were gossiping while Leo was still working. There was one un-pitched tent left. Suddenly they heard a scream. All of them ran the place which scream came from. They saw MS, Monique and Nia were running from wolves. Leo whispered something to girls then they climbed tree. They started to throw stones they had collect to wolves. The mga lobo stopped chasing and ran away. All of them are exhausted. They thanked Amber’s team.

MS: We didn’t take the woods, could you help us to carry them?
Amber: Of course we will help you. *looks...

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The New Arrival: Chapter 1.

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Dawn rose as the sun creeped over the horizon in the Central Park Zoo, the birds were whistling a merry tune, and the smell of freshly baked pretzels was in the air.

In the ibong dagat habitat Kowalski opened his eyes slowly, the sound of the Tv beating in his earholes. He got out of his bunk groggily and shuffled over to his teammates. Private was parked in front of the Tv watching his favourite show, and Skipper and Rico were playing cards at the cinder block table. Kowalski noticed the trademark isda coffee in Skipper flipper.

"Morning." Kowalski manged through a yawn.

"Finally up I see soldier."...

20 walang tiyak na layunin Facts About Tressa

posted by Tressa-pom

1)Tressa is older than Rico.
2)Tressa is Rico's sister.
3)Tressa has a pigeon army (fan-fic coming soon)
4)Tressa has yellow beak and feet.
5)Tressa doesn't have puso tatoo, it is a box which can turn into a tatoo.
6)Tressa Nawawala her left flipper(only half).
7) Tressa can't swim, beacuse of aquaphobia.
8)She has madami than 30.000 inventions.
9)Tressa is obsessed with electricity.She loves electricity although she Nawawala her flipper because of it.
10)Tressa can talk with humans, that's why she captured sa pamamagitan ng scientist.
11)She can hear all voices around 3 kms.
12)She didn't eat fishes for 20 years because they...

The Death Of Doris The dolpin

posted by coolprivate

Chapter 2

Just a side note here. These are ment to be read in a serious batman voice excepts for the dialogs. It'll be scarier.

Yes. Im on a srict diet of sardines. My paborito part of the sardines is the bones. Then, Kowalski started heading to me, seeing i was alone in one corner. He sinabi to me, "Hi, Lieutanant Yellow. My name is-" "Kowalski, right? i know all your names, isda nugget" i cut his speech. So, we really got into the conversation. Then, when i looked at Doris, she gave me face that said, "Kowalski is mine! Lay off or i'll kill you!" Then, i gave her a face that said, "Not if i...

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Chaoter three of tagahanga fic sa pamamagitan ng me (CC) and Lexii. Any pamagat ideas will be considered! XD

posted by CuteCuddly

Once Private had made Julien understand that it was his girlfriend that had been kidnapped, he was a bit madami concerned.... Well a little too concerned actually.
"When are we going to get there?!? Are we going to get there in time?!?! Where are we going?!?!? Are we going the right way!?!?? " Julien yelled as he sat beside Private on an empty subway car. Private's eye had started twitching about an oras ago. Finally he clamped Julien's mouth shut with his flippers.
"Julien! Calm! Now! ..... Uh. Please?" he sinabi a little embarrassed at his anger toward the end.
"Aren't you worried too!?!?!"...

Birthday Gone Wrong. Ch. 13.

posted by CuteCuddly

sa pamamagitan ng the time they reached the house, it was getting late, and the sun was setting.
"CC," MS whispered, as they stepped up onto the veranda. "Should we tell them about Blowhole?"
"I think only Skipper and his team," CC replied. "And maybe Bandit.They can stay on their toes. It's best not to worry everyone else." MS would have wrinkled his nose, if he had one.
"Do we have to involve them?" he asked. CC gave him a look, and he kept his beak shut.

CC, Rune, and MS got Skipper's team and Bandit together, while the others were making the sleeping arrangements.
"What do you want, Robot?" Skipper snapped,...

Blowhole's Big Scare Pt 3

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Blowhole & I went to my closet and looked through all of the cool costumes to see if there was any thing scary enough to spook the penguins. We tried everything, but they weren't scary enough. "Oh this is hopeless" sighed Blowhole. "What are we going to do now?" "Wait a minute!" I said. "Remember that totally cool outfit I gave you about 2 or 3 months ago?" "Um, no I don't" sinabi Dr B. "I'll b right back" I said.

While I was coming out of Blowhole's room with the out fit, I saw kendi and the lobsters spying on the penguins on their moniters. I asked kendi if she'd gotten anything yet. "No...

Purr Pals; Chapter 3.

posted by ImAnEasel

Author's note: It was my turn to write chapter 3, so... Yeah. This chapter's sa pamamagitan ng me. X3 Enjoy!! ^^

The two trucks containing the two main characters of this story arrived at two different airports at two different times. The cargo, including the kittens, was loaded onto aeroplanes, both of which were headed for America. The one coming from China had a longer distance to travel, but it began it's journey much sooner than the one from England. This resulted in both the planes landing in an airport in New York at almost exactly the same time. It was an uncanny coincidence...

Chloe could smell fresh...

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The Addistions. Ch. 3.

posted by CuteCuddly

Chapter 3: Baby Pointers.
“Now if you’ll excuse us, Marlene,” Skipper said, “we have to learn how to be mommies…or daddies.”
“Really? I think I could help you with that.”
“Phht,” Skipper scoffed, “what would you know about babies?”
“Well, baby care is madami of a…lady’s thing,” Marlene pointed out. “I was just thinking I could give you a few pointers.”
“We’d appreciate the help, Marlene,” Private said, gratefully.

“Ok, first tip in baby care; keep weapons and other dangerous things out of their reach. In other words, baby-proof the HQ,”
“That’s easily...

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Birthday Gone Wrong. Ch. 8.

posted by CuteCuddly

Skipper and Kowalski had to quickly slavge anything they could from the wreakage, in hope that they could make a plane to fly them back home. So far, they found halfa wing, the propeler that caused all this, and four of the seats. The rest was either shredded to pieces, or disintergrated. Kowalski STILL had no idea how they had survived, but the did.

They were still digging around in the scrap metal wehn two penguins, a mouse, a cat, and a human came up.
"Whose been buried?" Kiva gasped.
"Was it CC and Lexii?" Monique added, rushing up and hugging Kowalski. "They stayed behind!"
"No-one's been...

The Old kastilyo on lincoln Road pt. 16

posted by kowalskirocks14

chapter sixteen: macie's POV
we all stared at jade. poor girl. she had Nawawala a twin. its worse than losing eyesight and speach, like me. after a minuto of silence, amber and CC came in. they dragged kowalski, unconcious, behind them. "he was tied up in the attic," amber propped him up sa pamamagitan ng the bed. imidiatly folowing, sophie came back, with rune and shine. rune's eyes were full of tears, and shine's were full of joy. "i just saw the funniest thing!" shine laughed, "thee was a bird, and he flew into a bush," she giggles, "and he came out with a face full of bees!! they were stinging him like hell!!!"...

Introduction to: King of the Grass.

posted by 67Dodge

This susunod fanfiction that I'm about to write is a special one, one that barely has my own OC's or anyone else's for that matter, I figured I could get my thoughts out, since this estimatedly 40 chapter story is based on an actual dream I had that is almost exactly like this story. Since the dream did not tell me the story, but rather, showed me, I did not get any names for any of the characters so far. I will however, post a tagahanga pick for who takes who for this story, our main characters were named at least once though, and I decided that the main characters shall remain as they are, without...

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Loren's life story - Chapter 1

posted by Rico4ever16

NOTE: It’s finally done, yay! I’ve been working on it for 3 weeks now and it’s done! Well, I hope you enjoy! :P (part 2 coming soon)
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Hey there, it’s Loren the ibong dagat here, and I would like to tell you a story. The Story of my life. And how I got here to tell you this story. Would you like to hear it? Ok then, here we go.
It all started years nakaraan in Antarctica. A place where temperatures can reach 18 degrees below zero. A place where there’s no mercy. Something I learned from experience....

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The Aso Part four

posted by Rico4ever16

“Private!” sinabi Kowalski with a shocked look on his face. Both Rico and Kowalski looked at each other and then at Loren, who was holding in tears. Loren was puzzled *why can’t Private understand that…that I didn’t want this to happen* thought Loren. A couple of hours later, Private came back to HQ, still upset with Loren. But Loren wasn’t there. And neither were the guys. They had taken Skipper to the vet, but the vet had to take him to an emergency care animal hospital because his injuries were so bad. “I’ll ipakita those stupid dogs” sinabi Private. “I’ll take down those...

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Revenge of the Mind Jacker Chapter 1: So many Buttons!!!! XD

posted by Lexii23

   Lexii flopped on her back in the soft green damo and looked up at the clear blue sky. The air carried the scent of the first days of spring. She closed her eyes and breathed in deeply.
   Lexii sat up and slowly looked around the park. A few birds flew to a puno and started to chirp. Lexii laid back down and closed her eyes.
   She sighed and frowned as she remembered why she had really come out here. She came out here to think about her and Julien. The kiss. She didnt want a boyfriend right now but she knew that true pag-ibig is a once in a lifetime thing. What if he is the one?...