'Five Times Draco Malfoy's Sniveling Cowardice Inadvertently Saved the Wizarding World' sa pamamagitan ng Kantayra 

Okay... The summery was too long so I had to post it here.

Summery: Amid the irritating buzz of the wizarding world at war, Draco Malfoy valiantly attempts to make do with inferior bath products, substandard pastries, and increasingly frequent twitchy looks from that git Potter. Only the world's tiniest violin can truly appreciate the depths of Draco's suffering.

See, long. Also, this is a one-shot! A very-funny-must-read-it-now kind of one-shot. So, obay your inner want and read this fanfic. Now! Please ^^.