Harry Potter Jokes
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! You can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do you get when you tumawid Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know!
You know who?
It's okay, he's dead! You can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do you get when you tumawid Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
Q.) If Harry and Edward had to duel against each other using their own abilities, who do you think would win?
Meyer:
A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the pelikula so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to pato a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 segundos because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.
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This was an interview done in 08 I think sa pamamagitan ng MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do you agree?
Meyer:
A.) Oh gosh, don’t get mad at me but I don’t know what a wizard fight looks like in her (JKRowling's) head. I know what it looks like in the pelikula so I have to go on what it looks like in the movies. But here is the thing, if it’s possible for a human to pato a wand being shot at them; a vampire is not going to have a problem. The fight would be over in .01 segundos because Edward would be across the room snapping his (Harry's) neck. He would be done. He wouldn’t even have time to say his spell word. I’m sorry but Edward would win that one.
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This was an interview done in 08 I think sa pamamagitan ng MuggleNet podcast. I personally think it's ridiculous (and I feel the need to Crucio her).. but do you agree?