I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what you think please!
Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If you don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits, police, well basically alien civilians altogether, collecting dead human bodies, or trying to find the other three escaped humans, I am usually thinking. So, when the human civilization rises again, (hopefully) I will ilathala this book, and schools will use it to teach children the fantastic history of how four humans, and a dog, saved whatever part of the Earth that was still sustainable for human life. But, I’m getting ahead of myself. I will write down whatever has happened right before the invasion, and then tell you the susunod "chapter" in this web of mystery, war, and insanity we try to crawl through.
I'm twelve years old. I'm walking tahanan from school, on the 27th of May. I'm Pagsulat in my notepad every interesting detail, fact, or sign of weakness that I noticed about my alien rival, Zim. For those who don't know, Zim is an alien from the planet Irk. His alien race's name is Irkan, his weakness are water, has had a fear of germs and is still a little fidgety about them, and is deadly "allergic" to any type of human food. He says that he was sent sa pamamagitan ng his race's highest form of government or power, his rulers, the "almighty" tallest, whose names I had not found out at the time. (Their names are apparently Red and Purple.) I have also recently found out that Zim's claim that he was sent sa pamamagitan ng them was a lie. They were annoyed at him and gave him walang tiyak na layunin coordinate’s that unforchanatly enough, were planet Earth. He has a robot named GIR that he uses for many reasons, basically like his sidekick, but also, he was just a piece of garbage that Zim's leaders have to him just so that he'd leave, so GIR is extremely stupid, and has walang tiyak na layunin likes, dislikes, personalities, knowledge, and walang tiyak na layunin dialogue. Now, I was walking tahanan from school, walking around puddles, (It had rained last night.) and Pagsulat in my notepad. My sister Gaz was walking susunod to me. I had turned a corner, and bumped into Zim, in his stupid human disguise, with GIR in his horrible green dog costume skipping susunod to him. Zim was humming a song that I hear every araw now, probably his race's anthem, no words included. (The Irkan race speaks English, but their Pagsulat symbols are not eligible to any human language unless me, because I have decoded it, now and during this time. When I bumped into Zim, he seemed to be unusually happy; he never is in a positive mood. (You'd probably not be happy on a different planet than your own, would you?) His positive attitude had completely vanished when he saw me, a sign that he had (and still has) had a very deep hatred for me. We stared at each other for a moment, and I noticed the puddle right behind him. Knowing how his skin reacts to water, I smirked and pushed him. He stumbled, and fell in the puddle. He fumbled for a bit, but did not cry out, possibly a try to ipakita no weakness to me. The try had failed. I started to laugh, thinking in my head that that would be how a war would go down if both of our races ever had one. I wish I could realize how wrong I was. "Laugh now, Dib!" Zim yelled. "Even a stupid act like that cannot anger me today! I have finally done it! Starting tonight, my message will be transferred to my rulers, and my mission here will be complete. When my people take over this ball of dirt you call a planet, I will make sure you are the human to be tortured the most!" I stared at him. Zim was a terrible invader. The number of tries he has made to take over the Earth is never-ending, and all of them have been fruitless. "What are you talking about, Zim? You know as much as I do that you never have, and never will succeed in taking over a civilization of any kind." He laughed, then ran away, right before me and Gaz had the chance to hear GIR say whatever new ridiculous line he had today: "Headless clown! HEADLESS CLOWN!" He continued yelling this as he was dragged down the sidewalk, and into Zim's house. I looked at the slammed front door of Zim's house, thinking of whatever plan that Zim had in mind that would ultimately fail. But the madami I thought about it, strangely enough, I had the terrible feeling that this time, his plan was not going to fall apart. As I stared; Gaz spoke, and sinabi without looking up from her "Game Slave"; "Idiot. He was in my light and did not care. I will kill him susunod time I see him." I walked tahanan with Gaz and entered to the sight of a giant mutant praying mantis fighting my dad, Professor Membrane. He never told me his first name. Anyway, the mantis turned around and saw me, and screeched. My dad yelled to me from against the room; "Son! I need you to get my cake from the fridge and take the candle, then give it to me!" These kinds of things happened all the time at my house. My dad was a scientist, and when he was not at his lab, he was at home, spending as much “family time” with his kids as possible, no matter how little it was. If he couldn’t do the job, which rarely happened as rare as he was at home, he would give it to one of his co-workers, and they would do it without question. (He was the owner of his company, sa pamamagitan ng the way.) My dad was the most powerful person in the company, and the fourth most powerful man in the world. I ran to the fridge, and got a candle from the center of a cake that was in there, like my dad had said, and tossed it to him. The mantis was right on tuktok of him when, he lit the candle with a red device from his pocket, and shoved it down the mantis’s throat. My dad turned around, and said; “Get down please!” Me and him fell to the ground, but Gaz just walked to another room, still watching her “Game Slave”. Then, the mantis paused, and then exploded. Me and my dad got up, brushed ourselves off, and went into separate rooms, completely unscathed sa pamamagitan ng the incident. I walked to my room, and went to my computer to look through a webcam I had placed in Zim’s house. I had a bad feeling, and I wanted to calm my nerves that Zim’s latest plan was just going to be another mess. The webcam that I was currently watching was the one I had placed in Zim’s underground base. This is what I saw. “Okay GIR, my plan is almost complete. I just need to make my timing perfect, or all my work will go into a PITIFULL FAILIERRR!” Zim turned around in his chair after speaking his statement, only to find GIR turned around, staring at an object that was out off the screen. “HAHAHAHAH! It’s smoking!” Smoke slowly started to fill the room. “What? OH NO! GIR! I told you to keep the generator at a cold temperature!” Zim began to spray the “generator” with a green liquid. “Keeping the poison’s molecules at a calm state requires a lot of work! The generator can heat up very quickly, and could catch on fire! Understand, GIR?” Zim finished spraying the green stuff on the object that I still could not see, and then handed the sprayer to GIR. GIR then said; “You should get someone to keep it cold then.” “THAT’S WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO!” Zim screamed. Suddenly, the monitor in Zim’s base started flashing; “INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: THE ARMADA” GIR then yelled out …something… “SAEGNTD OHREULYP!” Then ran away, leaving his dog suit behind. Zim ran to the head of his base, and answered the call. Two aliens, the same race that Zim was, appeared on the screen. (The two aliens are the leaders of Zim’s species.) “My tallest! Invader Zim present!” The leader in red answered; “Yes Zim, we know. We see that you called for us, but we were busy at the moment, and could not answer.” The leader in purple whispered to Red; “Remember not to tell him about the O-I-D-2!” “Yes my tallest, your answering system is still operational. I have noticed that the armada is closest to Earth than it has ever been, you know, with the Pluto mission and all, so I thought that it would be excellent if the armada came to Earth, for the metropolis planet blueprints you have recently posted.” Red then answered; “Zim, you know that Earth rains water every once and a while. Earth is 60 percent covered in WATER. Our people have a very bad reaction to water. Earth would not be the best choice for a metropolis planet if it has water all over it.” “No, my tallest, you see, I have created a poison that not only evaporates water, but when it evaporates and reaches to the sky, the water’s cell’s change shape and form. When the cells stop transforming after about 7 hours, the water becomes…snacks!” Purple suddenly fell. He then whispered; “Raining…snacks?!” Red immediately said; “You have eight hours to start the poison’s effects on all the water on Earth. How you do that is your problem. ulat in eight hours, and then we should have finished vacuuming… Plato? Yeah, finished vacuuming Plato and depending if all the water is gone or not, we will decide to go to Earth.” Purple got up, and said; “We have never trusted you before Zim. But if you do this, you will be rewarded!” I shut off the webcam. I did not need to see anymore, I knew what I needed to do, but I did not know how to do it. I needed to get an adult to believe me, a twelve taon old boy that was obsessed with the paranormal, to create an army within eight hours.
Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If you don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits, police, well basically alien civilians altogether, collecting dead human bodies, or trying to find the other three escaped humans, I am usually thinking. So, when the human civilization rises again, (hopefully) I will ilathala this book, and schools will use it to teach children the fantastic history of how four humans, and a dog, saved whatever part of the Earth that was still sustainable for human life. But, I’m getting ahead of myself. I will write down whatever has happened right before the invasion, and then tell you the susunod "chapter" in this web of mystery, war, and insanity we try to crawl through.
I'm twelve years old. I'm walking tahanan from school, on the 27th of May. I'm Pagsulat in my notepad every interesting detail, fact, or sign of weakness that I noticed about my alien rival, Zim. For those who don't know, Zim is an alien from the planet Irk. His alien race's name is Irkan, his weakness are water, has had a fear of germs and is still a little fidgety about them, and is deadly "allergic" to any type of human food. He says that he was sent sa pamamagitan ng his race's highest form of government or power, his rulers, the "almighty" tallest, whose names I had not found out at the time. (Their names are apparently Red and Purple.) I have also recently found out that Zim's claim that he was sent sa pamamagitan ng them was a lie. They were annoyed at him and gave him walang tiyak na layunin coordinate’s that unforchanatly enough, were planet Earth. He has a robot named GIR that he uses for many reasons, basically like his sidekick, but also, he was just a piece of garbage that Zim's leaders have to him just so that he'd leave, so GIR is extremely stupid, and has walang tiyak na layunin likes, dislikes, personalities, knowledge, and walang tiyak na layunin dialogue. Now, I was walking tahanan from school, walking around puddles, (It had rained last night.) and Pagsulat in my notepad. My sister Gaz was walking susunod to me. I had turned a corner, and bumped into Zim, in his stupid human disguise, with GIR in his horrible green dog costume skipping susunod to him. Zim was humming a song that I hear every araw now, probably his race's anthem, no words included. (The Irkan race speaks English, but their Pagsulat symbols are not eligible to any human language unless me, because I have decoded it, now and during this time. When I bumped into Zim, he seemed to be unusually happy; he never is in a positive mood. (You'd probably not be happy on a different planet than your own, would you?) His positive attitude had completely vanished when he saw me, a sign that he had (and still has) had a very deep hatred for me. We stared at each other for a moment, and I noticed the puddle right behind him. Knowing how his skin reacts to water, I smirked and pushed him. He stumbled, and fell in the puddle. He fumbled for a bit, but did not cry out, possibly a try to ipakita no weakness to me. The try had failed. I started to laugh, thinking in my head that that would be how a war would go down if both of our races ever had one. I wish I could realize how wrong I was. "Laugh now, Dib!" Zim yelled. "Even a stupid act like that cannot anger me today! I have finally done it! Starting tonight, my message will be transferred to my rulers, and my mission here will be complete. When my people take over this ball of dirt you call a planet, I will make sure you are the human to be tortured the most!" I stared at him. Zim was a terrible invader. The number of tries he has made to take over the Earth is never-ending, and all of them have been fruitless. "What are you talking about, Zim? You know as much as I do that you never have, and never will succeed in taking over a civilization of any kind." He laughed, then ran away, right before me and Gaz had the chance to hear GIR say whatever new ridiculous line he had today: "Headless clown! HEADLESS CLOWN!" He continued yelling this as he was dragged down the sidewalk, and into Zim's house. I looked at the slammed front door of Zim's house, thinking of whatever plan that Zim had in mind that would ultimately fail. But the madami I thought about it, strangely enough, I had the terrible feeling that this time, his plan was not going to fall apart. As I stared; Gaz spoke, and sinabi without looking up from her "Game Slave"; "Idiot. He was in my light and did not care. I will kill him susunod time I see him." I walked tahanan with Gaz and entered to the sight of a giant mutant praying mantis fighting my dad, Professor Membrane. He never told me his first name. Anyway, the mantis turned around and saw me, and screeched. My dad yelled to me from against the room; "Son! I need you to get my cake from the fridge and take the candle, then give it to me!" These kinds of things happened all the time at my house. My dad was a scientist, and when he was not at his lab, he was at home, spending as much “family time” with his kids as possible, no matter how little it was. If he couldn’t do the job, which rarely happened as rare as he was at home, he would give it to one of his co-workers, and they would do it without question. (He was the owner of his company, sa pamamagitan ng the way.) My dad was the most powerful person in the company, and the fourth most powerful man in the world. I ran to the fridge, and got a candle from the center of a cake that was in there, like my dad had said, and tossed it to him. The mantis was right on tuktok of him when, he lit the candle with a red device from his pocket, and shoved it down the mantis’s throat. My dad turned around, and said; “Get down please!” Me and him fell to the ground, but Gaz just walked to another room, still watching her “Game Slave”. Then, the mantis paused, and then exploded. Me and my dad got up, brushed ourselves off, and went into separate rooms, completely unscathed sa pamamagitan ng the incident. I walked to my room, and went to my computer to look through a webcam I had placed in Zim’s house. I had a bad feeling, and I wanted to calm my nerves that Zim’s latest plan was just going to be another mess. The webcam that I was currently watching was the one I had placed in Zim’s underground base. This is what I saw. “Okay GIR, my plan is almost complete. I just need to make my timing perfect, or all my work will go into a PITIFULL FAILIERRR!” Zim turned around in his chair after speaking his statement, only to find GIR turned around, staring at an object that was out off the screen. “HAHAHAHAH! It’s smoking!” Smoke slowly started to fill the room. “What? OH NO! GIR! I told you to keep the generator at a cold temperature!” Zim began to spray the “generator” with a green liquid. “Keeping the poison’s molecules at a calm state requires a lot of work! The generator can heat up very quickly, and could catch on fire! Understand, GIR?” Zim finished spraying the green stuff on the object that I still could not see, and then handed the sprayer to GIR. GIR then said; “You should get someone to keep it cold then.” “THAT’S WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO!” Zim screamed. Suddenly, the monitor in Zim’s base started flashing; “INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: THE ARMADA” GIR then yelled out …something… “SAEGNTD OHREULYP!” Then ran away, leaving his dog suit behind. Zim ran to the head of his base, and answered the call. Two aliens, the same race that Zim was, appeared on the screen. (The two aliens are the leaders of Zim’s species.) “My tallest! Invader Zim present!” The leader in red answered; “Yes Zim, we know. We see that you called for us, but we were busy at the moment, and could not answer.” The leader in purple whispered to Red; “Remember not to tell him about the O-I-D-2!” “Yes my tallest, your answering system is still operational. I have noticed that the armada is closest to Earth than it has ever been, you know, with the Pluto mission and all, so I thought that it would be excellent if the armada came to Earth, for the metropolis planet blueprints you have recently posted.” Red then answered; “Zim, you know that Earth rains water every once and a while. Earth is 60 percent covered in WATER. Our people have a very bad reaction to water. Earth would not be the best choice for a metropolis planet if it has water all over it.” “No, my tallest, you see, I have created a poison that not only evaporates water, but when it evaporates and reaches to the sky, the water’s cell’s change shape and form. When the cells stop transforming after about 7 hours, the water becomes…snacks!” Purple suddenly fell. He then whispered; “Raining…snacks?!” Red immediately said; “You have eight hours to start the poison’s effects on all the water on Earth. How you do that is your problem. ulat in eight hours, and then we should have finished vacuuming… Plato? Yeah, finished vacuuming Plato and depending if all the water is gone or not, we will decide to go to Earth.” Purple got up, and said; “We have never trusted you before Zim. But if you do this, you will be rewarded!” I shut off the webcam. I did not need to see anymore, I knew what I needed to do, but I did not know how to do it. I needed to get an adult to believe me, a twelve taon old boy that was obsessed with the paranormal, to create an army within eight hours.