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posted by Irkans
(Nurses office)
Nurse:Whats the problem?

Raven: I bumped into an idiot and now my heads gonna burst!

Dib:"Hey!"

Raven: Well the truth hurts,doesn't it? Except I'm the one whose hurt.

Nurse:I'll get an ice pack,try not kill each other."

Raven: No promises.
Besides I'd be doing all the killing.

Nurse: (Walks away)
"They don't pay me enough for this job,she mumbles.

Dib:"What was that about?"
" I tried being nice to you and walked you to the nurse,and this is how you react?"

Raven: (Yawns)
"Hey dude could you be quiet?" Cant you see I'm trying to be depressed and bored?

Dib: Are you the only person you care...
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posted by Invader_K
Dib paced back and forth. "If I go on my spell drive, I'll look for something that can take me to Blink or something, will be perfect. But I only managed to take 122 free spells from the paranormal convention. What should I do Gaz?" Dib asked, his now irritated sister. "You should shut your mouth, that's what you should do." Gaz said, focusing on the GS5 that Blink had ibingiay her on her 13th birthday. "You and Blink were pretty close friends, huh?" Dib asked, looking at her GS5. "Yeah... WHY?" Gaz asked, looking pretty annoyed. "What did she say? Like talk about?" Dib asked, looking at his feet....
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posted by woowie
(Zim's POV)
She was tall. She had black hair. She obviously wasn't human. Sparky was her name, and she was purple, and furry... so furry... with beautiful, ocean blue eyes, and the sharpest nails. Her teeth- they were not teeth, they were fangs. Fangs that could probably rip someone apart. One bite, and it's all over.

Ms. mapait na gamot put Sparky susunod to me. A couple minutos into class, I found a slip of paper on my desk. I opened it:

Hey.

I looked over at Sparky, and she smiled. I'm sure it was intended to be a friendly one, but it was everything but. Those fangs...

I didn't reply. She followed me around all day. I was glad when Skool let out. But everywhere I looked, I saw a strange creature, not Irken nor human.

When I returned to my base, I went down to my lab. I no sooner got there whe the doorbell rang. I commanded Gir to answer, and I got into my disguise. I then went to the first floor.

When I got there, I didn't like what I saw. Not one bit.
posted by FanBot
Zim walked to the High Skool, DIb right behind him. this made him uncomfortable so he stopped and made Dib trip, breaking his glasses. "oh no, dad's gonna kill me!" Dib flustered.

"maybe you should have gotten small plastic eye helpers, Dib human!" Zim laughed and walked on.

when they got to class, there teacher Ms.Sour was a bit maasim as usual. "you're LATE, Dib." she scolded, completely ignoring Zim. Dib was about to say something when she put the "Dunce" hat on his head and pointed to the dumi ng tao in the corner. she grumbled something and went to sit down. Zim tripped him with an evil smile....
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posted by zgfangrl
king: tie him up and bring me the monitor*guards bring out large screen and tie rocky to a chair*
rocky: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
king: watch! *turns on projector*
(the monitor shows the destruction of one planet for irk millions of aliens running and screaming as they were anilated)you see irk did this that was a planet of peaceful people they were willing to live in the irken society did irk let them no they didnt this is why bolderia wants to conquer irks planets because we let them live! irkens are monstrous creatures they kill or imprison every other living species cast off your diguise irken!...
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 Millie, I doodled on her.
Millie, I doodled on her.
Zim came in...

"Thats what I was trying to tell you!"I said.
As the Tallest where talking to Zim, I just mouthed what there where going to say. Finaly they gave him Earth, but the Tallest wanted me to keep an eye on Zim, so they sent me with him.

"Great I get to go home!"I said.
"Home? But Irk is your home."Said the Red Tallest.
"Oh, yeah, Irk..."I said.

In the Voot cruser Gir sang the doom song, Zim drooled, and Millie, my new Sir bot was sing the doom song with Gir. Millie looked like Gir, but she was dark blue, with strips going across her head.I was getting board, so I sang with Millie and Gir....
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"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP YOU LAZY BUM!"

"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned sa pamamagitan ng an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.

Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the...
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posted by nigahigarocks98
It was the dead of night. The galaxy was peaceful, quiet...stars twinkled. Saturn's rings sparkled. Everything was beautiful, until...WHOOSH!!! Tik Tok blasted in the background, as a dark blue ship zoomed past. The music faded with the ship...who could be in there? Me, Invader Sabre with my faithful companion, Spyke. "Are we there yet!?", he asked me; however I couldn't hear him over the deafening music. I loved Ke$ha's songs, but I hated talking over them. I turned it down. "What?", I asked. What was so important that I had to turn down my paborito song? Spyke suddenly looked sad. "Why'd...
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posted by Solo28
 Zim grabbing Gir
Zim grabbing Gir
ZIM'S ROOF/VOOT RUNNER CONTAINMENT

Gir: It starts this way, no it, um....It's this button

Gir pushes the ejecter button and he upuan pushes Gir away, Gir screams.

Zim runs in.

Zim: GIR, IS THE VOOT READY YET

Gir: YES, Wait a minute.....no.

Zim rushes toward the Voot Runner and starts it up.

Zim: GET IN GIR

Gir: No

Zim grabs Gir sa pamamagitan ng the ear of his Dog suit and throws him in the Voot.

The roof opens and The Voot Runner flies away into the destroyed city.

CITY

Zero and Z-9 are having the time of their lives setting madami and madami buildings on apoy and blowing up madami and madami stuff.

Zero places a big flag down,...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Poor Dana
Poor Dana
D.A.N.A:Maybe it's the things I say,
Maybe I should think before I speak
But I thought that I knew enough
To know myself and do what's right for me
And these walls I'm building now
You used to bring them down
The tears I'm crying out
You used to wipe away

[Chrous:]
I thought you sinabi it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought you sinabi I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn [x4]

Now maybe I have to choose between
what I want and what you think I need
Cause I'll always be a little girl
But even little girls still got to dream
Now it all feels like a fight
You were always on my side
But lonley...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I walked over to the ship and booted it up. "Thank you for activating project "TLALOCAN." the ship said. cupcake got up and came over susunod to me.she was still in her costume."voice confirmation required." the machine hummed."Bambi" i spoke into the microphone."Confirmed." the machine dinged."Alice In Wonderland." cupcake spoke into the mic."not recognized."it beeped."i meant to say Mulan!" she corrected herself."Confirmed." it dinged again."Cynder and cupcake Confirmed. please set location." it told us. i was about to say "Irk" when something hit me and pined me up against a wall. it took...
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posted by InvaderCynder
*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: madami of *sniff* you and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and you know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust you more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: YOU JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...
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"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed Gir looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! Gir exploded. "Are you supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.

Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted sa pamamagitan ng Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
you got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."

"Oh we were just pag-awit my paborito song, Firefl-" She said. Gir corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.
"Sure." Zim said. "Woohoo!" Kat made some yellow, electric, sparkly, mood sticks. "On one condition." The sticks turnde black, "No going into my lab unless I say you can."

"Okay!" The sticks turned bright pink. As they were riding, though, Zim sinabi something that changed everything, "Why were you even kicked off Lightopia in the first place?" The sticks turned deep blue, and died off. "Oh. Everyone hated me." she said, "My mom thought I would be the perfect, most evil alien ever. I came out perfect, but not evil. I was sweet, too sweet. I made Charmdust, the sweetest thing on the planet, jealous....
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Madison was a 12 taon old girl. She lived with her pop and her dog, Lacy. Her grandmother had died 2 months earlier, so her life was falling apart. But one day, she got news, someone was going to be living with them! Madison was so excited, she washed the dishes, cleaned the house, and raked the leaves. The house was spotless!

The susunod day, the doorbell rang. It was her friend, Trinity. "Yazmyne didn't want to come today, she was in a bad mood." she said, "Anyways, I heard the news!" We played videogames untill the doorbell rang. We listened as Pop opened the door.

"Why hello there!" He said....
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posted by Invader-Tak
'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are you with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first araw and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but sa pamamagitan ng the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the kampanilya rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.
posted by Solo28
Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did you do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did you do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: You RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did you stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! You leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and GIR arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares...
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posted by Solo28
Zim and Gir walked through the aisles.
“Gir, where is the freezer aisle? The taquitos should be there.” Zim asked.

Gir gave Zim a blank look. “I dunno. Maybe we should look at the signs over the aisles.”

Zim looked up, wondering if what Gir had sinabi was true. “Oh. Aisle 3. Freezer aisle. nagyelo Krazy taco hurno Bake Taquitos. Hmmm. Well, lets go.”

Dib gasped. Quite loudly, and, unfortunatly, Zim over heard.

“You!” Zim snarled.

“I won't let you get away with it! What ever it is...” Dib called back.

Zim yelled, “I already told you, I don't have any stinking plans! Not that...
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added by Goddess_Nyx97