I was sitting on the sofa at my parents house back on irk. I was thinking about the time I spent on earth. My parents were out at a meeting. For some reason, a name popped up in my head. Zim. Zim? Why should I remember him. He was a jerk. But here i am now. 2 years later. 2 years older. And I'm sat on my bedside cabinet waiting for Zim to return home. I pag-ibig him. Gir and mimi are out children robots- we treat them like kids-they are very spoilt indeed. Well here is our story about our relationship.

I'm a irken invader, as is zim. We worked together, not that we enjoyed it- but we had no choice....

LIZH#1: Eev
(((Zim walks in his base after a long araw of Skool. Gir runs up to him smiling.)))
Gir: Master! Guess what!
Zim: I don’t want to guess what Gir.
Gir: Well guess what anyway! *Giggles*
Robo-Mom: *Sing-song voice* He’s hooo-ooome!
(((The Robo-Parents wheel in the living room]
Robo-Dad: Son, we have something to tell you.
Zim: (O_o) …Ooookaaay….???
Robo-Mom: You have a baby sister!
(((A girl with short black hair, dark purple dress with black pants and black long sleeved sando under dress walks in. Zim is ticked and the girl looks like she’s annoyed.)))
Zim: WHAT?!
Girl: Ugh, I REALLY...

Somewhere far in space…

“My Tallest, we have checked Zim’s Daily doings as you requested. We’ve discovered some intriguing things he’s been doing during his banishment that I’m sure you may like to hear” The Irken soldier said.

“Really, Well tell us soldier what have you discovered?” Tallest Red asked.

“Yes tell us, what this ‘defective’ been doing these past few years?” Purple asked in a bored tone.

“We’ll ever since he found out about his exile he has been seeking revenge, I’ve heard him talking about how he will destroy the Irken planet and the armada. But he...

So…in love?


"WEEEEE WAKE UP WAKE UP MASTA, I MADE waffles FOR YOU!!!!" Gir screamed
Because of Gir's screaming, Zim woke up and found Gir jumping on his bed. Zim noticed that the room was a mess, waffles and syrup everywhere.

"Master I made waffles in kama for you" Gir sinabi

"Gir how many times have I told you, never come in to Zim's room." Zim screamed.

"Awww master is grumpy again, don't worry I'll make madami waffles to make you feel better" Gir said. He then left running leaving Zim standing there fuming, and it wasn't the mess that made him angry at Gir. Reason why was because it wasn't the...

Mrs.Bitters:Good Morning Everyon..*RING RING*

Mrs.Bitters:HELLO! Uhhuhuh Wht another OnE!

Mrs.Bitters:*Call Ended* Class There's A New Student And Her Name Is...

Kary:KARY!!! MY NAME IS KARY I'M PREETY AND ZIM LOVES ME!!!

Zim:Me! pag-ibig U! PHHH! NO I pag-ibig Some One Else

Dib:Which Is Me! <3

KAry:WHT!! *pulls Zim* ZIM IS TAKEN HE IS WITH ME HE LOVES ME WITH ALL MY HEART!!

Zim:Let Go! Puny Human!!!!

Kary:NO!!! CUZ U pag-ibig ME!!

Dib:HEY! HE LOVES ME!!

Kary:WHTEVR HE LOVES ME AND WE ARE HAVING A petsa AFTER LUNCH!!

Zim:Sure..WHT! NO!!

Kary:Ok Zimmy Well We Will Have Our petsa At Lunch! <33 pag-ibig Ya!

Zim:WHT NO!!...

Gaz:So Wht To We do Zim?

Zim:We Need To Find A Way How To Make Up With Ur Brother

Gaz:Oh Yeah..

*Tak Walks sa pamamagitan ng And Hits Gaz's Head In Purpose*

Tak:Opps..Srry Gaz *Walks Away*

Gaz:Grr Thts It! We Need U And My Brother Back Togheter

Zim:Yes We Do I'm Sicking Tired Of Tak!!!

*Rubii Spyes*

Rubii:Hmm They Sure Need Help

EmoNess:Then Why Dont U Go Help Them?

Rubii:Should I Help Them..

Maliry:SURE! Now Go!*Pushes Rubii*

Rubii:Ahhh! *Falls Down The Hall Way*

Zim:Huh? RUbii! Is Tht U!

Gaz:O_O Its Her!

Rubii:Hii Guys I Heard Tht U HAd Trouble..

Gaz:Could U Help Us?????

Zim:Pllzzz!!

Rubii:Ok Ok

*Emoness And Maliry See*...

Chapter 3

*High skool library*

Dib and Gaz had arrived to skool in time, because behind them was a huge line of kids who also needed to pick up their schedules or skool ID's. Dib already received his, he really wasn't excited to see that he had English class but was a little happy to see that he had puwang and science. Gaz hated the classes she had except Art class; she was going to be with Dib in English and Algebra class. She was thinking about changing her classes after skool, trying to avoid hearing Dib yelling out all his nonsense about aliens and Bigfoot during class.

"Hey Gaz, look who's...

It was a early monday morning, when alot of people began to wake up early to get ready for work and others for skool.

"GAZ WAKE UP, IT'S MONDAY" Dib yelled from the other side of Gaz's door. "be quiet!!!" Gaz yelled back rather annoyed for being interupted from her peaceful sleep. It took her a while to focus and stood up from her bed. 'I hate mondays' Gaz's sinabi to herself. She walked up to her closet and picked out her clothes she was going to wear.

After Gaz finished getting dressed she walked up to her mirror. Nothing had really changed much over the years, Gaz was now a 16 and she is still...

Invader Jade

It was 12:15. Just past midnight. I was watching my favourite TV ipakita 'Invader Zim'.
I really pag-ibig that show. Couldn't miss an episode!
How exciting would it be to actually be an Irken? I tremble with excitement.
Of corse I'm not allowed to be up this late. My parents were asleep. But they don't understand. I'm like the show's number 1 fan!
I yawned. I must stay awake. This is so exciting, this episode...
Drifting off....

** **

When I woke up, I had changed. My hair had a red streak in it. But that wasn't all I also looked... Well odd. I looked un-real.
'Eeek!' I squealed....

Daz:Ladies And Gentelments We Present U Zim And Lard Nar Lard Nar: *Waves Hand To People*Hello There Zim:Hi Puny Humans Daz:Today They Will Do The YO MOMMA JOKES X3 Daz:Lets Begin With Zim Zim:YO MOmma Is So Fat Becuz She Eats Tuns Of basura pagkain Lard Nar:Well YO MOMMA Has A Fat asno Zim:Yoo Momma Doesent Shave EveryWhere Even Her asno Is Furry Lard Nar:Oh Yeah Well Yo Momma Has Went To Barneys Restruant And Ate Kids pagkain *Gaz Appears* Gaz:KNOCK IT OFF UR MOMMAS ARE SO FAT OKKK!!! DAMN U NEVER SHUT THE FU*k Up Zim:O_o Lard Nar:O_e Gaz:*Blushes*Hehe My Bad Dib:GAZ!! Get oof The Stage!! Gaz:Okk!!...